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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11550 on: July 16, 2011, 08:40:40 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 08:02:59 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 16, 2011, 07:57:50 PM
South Sutton, Surrey. Pool temperature currently 32 degrees celsius...

Bit posh for me that problee tbqh. Don't want the neighbours complaining.

You currently lying in the pool being fed wine and grapes by scantily clad crumpet then are you....BASTARD! evil:

I'm just finishing me dinner, then I shall saunter up to the pool for a skinny-dip whilst helping myself to the beers in the fridge which is all of 6 feet away from  the edge of it. Gonna put some music on too. LOUD.

Don't worry G, the neighbours are used to this sort of behaviour!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11551 on: July 16, 2011, 08:42:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 16, 2011, 08:38:59 PM
Nice excuse .....not accepted  lol:

I'm free to do what I want any old time  8)

Miss D, you are hereby invited to South Sutton to partake in skinny-dipping, vast alcohol consumption and whatever else takes your fancy  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11552 on: July 16, 2011, 08:46:08 PM »
 lol:

You just enjoy yourself ....don't want wimmin mucking up a good night now  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11553 on: July 16, 2011, 08:50:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 16, 2011, 08:46:08 PM
lol:

You just enjoy yourself ....don't want wimmin mucking up a good night now  ;)

He will just have to make do with his inflatable in the pool
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11554 on: July 16, 2011, 10:35:29 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 16, 2011, 08:46:08 PM
lol:

You just enjoy yourself ....don't want wimmin mucking up a good night now  ;)

He will just have to make do with his inflatable in the pool

 drumroll:  happy002
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11555 on: July 17, 2011, 01:54:03 AM »
Good night guys and gals
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11556 on: July 17, 2011, 07:03:46 AM »
Garden/dodging showers day today.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11557 on: July 17, 2011, 07:16:54 AM »
Hotel breakfast  cloud9:  and then off to Party Part 2  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11558 on: July 17, 2011, 07:18:19 AM »
You animal you  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11559 on: July 17, 2011, 07:20:34 AM »
This hotel claims to be 15th century. YOu can tell that by looking at the bathroom.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11560 on: July 17, 2011, 07:21:57 AM »
Has it got a ghostly face looking back at you from the mirror?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11561 on: July 17, 2011, 07:23:29 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 17, 2011, 07:20:34 AM
This hotel claims to be 15th century. YOu can tell that by looking at the bathroom.  noooo:

A mental image too far methinks
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11562 on: July 17, 2011, 07:23:31 AM »
It has  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11563 on: July 17, 2011, 07:44:40 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 17, 2011, 07:21:57 AM
Has it got a ghostly face looking back at you from the mirror?  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11564 on: July 17, 2011, 04:47:57 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 17, 2011, 07:21:57 AM
Has it got a ghostly face looking back at you from the mirror?  whistle:

Overconsumption of stolen CAKE does that you know. ::)
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