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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11580 on: July 17, 2011, 06:45:43 PM »
JOM is right, they are crap
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11581 on: July 17, 2011, 06:47:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 17, 2011, 06:04:21 PM
I seem to be in NOttingham after a fabbo weekend of party and lots of old friends (including one person I thought was dead  eeek:).

Came back via WOrcester ( eveilgrin:) to pay a visit to my beshtest friend  cloud9:

You've been on the sauce then?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11582 on: July 17, 2011, 06:55:15 PM »
Myhead was a tad foggy this morning  redface: but the hotel mahoosive fry up clearedit.... cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11583 on: July 17, 2011, 07:03:33 PM »
Myhead or Minehead  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11584 on: July 17, 2011, 07:05:05 PM »
True. I could see two in the mirror  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11585 on: July 17, 2011, 07:05:39 PM »
I appear to be in a swimming pool with a glass of Chilean Malbec in my hand. And Top Gear on the telly - Clarkson has just made a George Michael joke, he'll be in trouble...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11586 on: July 17, 2011, 07:08:39 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 07:05:39 PM
I appear to be in a swimming pool with a glass of Chilean Malbec in my hand. And Top Gear on the telly - Clarkson has just made a George Michael joke, he'll be in trouble...

No overtime for you old chap?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11587 on: July 17, 2011, 07:13:00 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on July 17, 2011, 07:08:39 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 07:05:39 PM
I appear to be in a swimming pool with a glass of Chilean Malbec in my hand. And Top Gear on the telly - Clarkson has just made a George Michael joke, he'll be in trouble...

No overtime for you old chap?

Not so far - I'm not due back on shift until Wednesday, but I have put myself down for any overtime before then. I wouldn't be at all surprised to get a phone call tomorrow morning. If I don't then...well, it's the swimming pool and the beer/wine mountain...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11588 on: July 17, 2011, 07:14:02 PM »
Enjoy  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11589 on: July 17, 2011, 07:15:03 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11590 on: July 17, 2011, 07:15:18 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 07:13:00 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 17, 2011, 07:08:39 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 07:05:39 PM
I appear to be in a swimming pool with a glass of Chilean Malbec in my hand. And Top Gear on the telly - Clarkson has just made a George Michael joke, he'll be in trouble...

No overtime for you old chap?

Not so far - I'm not due back on shift until Wednesday, but I have put myself down for any overtime before then. I wouldn't be at all surprised to get a phone call tomorrow morning. If I don't then...well, it's the swimming pool and the beer/wine mountain...

 happy100

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11591 on: July 17, 2011, 07:30:02 PM »
I love my brother to bits, but he's a bit eccentric (think Nick without the Gingerness) and I've just read the whiteboard in the kitchen where he writes his "jobs to do".

I quote :

"Holiday prep:
Tidy Dining room
Paint driveway intermediate blocks black
Spray weeds on driveway
Scrub floor of downstairs lavatories
Cut lawn
Dry-clean Kilt
Advise TMR of new alarm code
PACK SUITCASES"

 happy001 happy001 happy001

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11592 on: July 18, 2011, 06:03:16 AM »
Crap nights sleep ....one of the neighbours seemed to be moving house about midnight  evil: They were always up to no good anyway  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11593 on: July 18, 2011, 06:25:36 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 18, 2011, 06:03:16 AM
Crap nights sleep ....one of the neighbours seemed to be moving house about midnight  evil: They were always up to no good anyway  evil:

Sounds like my Russian friend next door.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11594 on: July 18, 2011, 07:56:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 18, 2011, 06:03:16 AM
Crap nights sleep ....one of the neighbours seemed to be moving house about midnight  evil: They were always up to no good anyway  evil:

 happy100 happy100

Crap night here too.  Neighbours dogs barking.  We are now at the stage where we have been told to call the noise abatement bods when they bark. Environmental Enforcement officers rocked up at 12.45 am amazingly they told us there was nothing they could do. evil:

We have a cunning plan. eveilgrin:

Mr C is on a mission and it doesn't involve dogs. scared:
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