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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11655 on: July 19, 2011, 05:08:29 PM »
Today my boss has decided to 'finish' things with the lover who is also director etc . It is his first day back off leave after 3 weeks.

We had tears at lunchtime. We had tears this afternoon and she was going to see him about 4 o clock to tell him, there will be tears tonight   noooo:

Of course she will not end it ...it has been 2 and a half years of the same crap but she feels she needs to make a stand  noooo:

She will be in a foul mood for the rest of the week though and will be a nightmare to work with  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11656 on: July 19, 2011, 05:11:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 19, 2011, 07:59:37 AM
Today I shall mostly be repairing a large crack...  rubschin:

Makes a change from landing on your head I suppose.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11657 on: July 19, 2011, 05:19:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2011, 05:08:29 PM
Today my boss has decided to 'finish' things with the lover who is also director etc . It is his first day back off leave after 3 weeks.

We had tears at lunchtime. We had tears this afternoon and she was going to see him about 4 o clock to tell him, there will be tears tonight   noooo:

Of course she will not end it ...it has been 2 and a half years of the same crap but she feels she needs to make a stand  noooo:

She will be in a foul mood for the rest of the week though and will be a nightmare to work with  noooo:

WIMMIN  noooo: noooo:  WHat a nightmare eh, Miss D?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11658 on: July 19, 2011, 05:22:29 PM »
What wimmin are a nightmare ...true ...but men are no better  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11659 on: July 19, 2011, 05:25:01 PM »
Fun at work today, had a minor power cut this morning and the staff have been close to mutiny afterwards because the coke and snack machines aren't working.  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11660 on: July 19, 2011, 05:26:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2011, 05:22:29 PM
What wimmin are a nightmare ...true ...but men are no better  whistle:

Au contraire. Men can be a whole lot worse.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11661 on: July 19, 2011, 05:27:30 PM »
Wot no Coke or Smack GM  eeek: - those poor staff  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11662 on: July 19, 2011, 05:30:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2011, 05:27:30 PM
Wot no Coke or Smack GM  eeek: - those poor staff  noooo:

No worries BM has crack..........
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11663 on: July 19, 2011, 05:32:12 PM »
Thank goodness for that and Nick can supply hash  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11664 on: July 19, 2011, 05:55:19 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 19, 2011, 05:26:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2011, 05:22:29 PM
What wimmin are a nightmare ...true ...but men are no better  whistle:

Au contraire. Men can be a whole lot worse.
Very rarely, on very few occasions, you talk utter bollox.
THIS is one of those sad and miserable occasions unfortunately. ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11665 on: July 19, 2011, 07:11:51 PM »
The cleaners have started here now, and thanks to one of the team leaders whenever I see the one who has dyed his hair bright red I keep hearing the theme tune for Fraggle Rock.  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11666 on: July 19, 2011, 07:57:09 PM »
I witnessed something on the bus this afternoon which will probably ring a bell with some of you.
Young girlie gets on, sits next to me in the vacant seat and then, sobbing, starts to call friend on moby...

"Hiya, can't believe what's 'appened ...  sad32: ... I don't understand 'im. Why would he do that?  sad32: ... I know, what a bastard ...  sad32: ... Bu' I luv 'im ...  sad32: ... What 'ave I done?  sad32: ... D'you think so?  sad32: ... Love ya, babe  sad32: ..."

Ends phone call and immediately phones another friend ...

"Hiya, can't believe what's 'appened ...  sad32: ... I don't understand 'im. Why would he do that?  sad32: ... I know, what a bastard ...  sad32: ... Bu' I luv 'im ...  sad32: ... What 'ave I done?  sad32: ... D'you think so?  sad32: ... Love ya, babe  sad32: ..."

Ends call and .... yes  noooo:
This takes place another 3 or 4 times before she eventually gets off the bus ...

 Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11667 on: July 19, 2011, 07:58:47 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 19, 2011, 07:57:09 PM
I witnessed something on the bus this afternoon which will probably ring a bell with some of you.
Young girlie gets on, sits next to me in the vacant seat and then, sobbing, starts to call friend on moby...

"Hiya, can't believe what's 'appened ...  sad32: ... I don't understand 'im. Why would he do that?  sad32: ... I know, what a bastard ...  sad32: ... Bu' I luv 'im ...  sad32: ... What 'ave I done?  sad32: ... D'you think so?  sad32: ... Love ya, babe  sad32: ..."

Ends phone call and immediately phones another friend ...

"Hiya, can't believe what's 'appened ...  sad32: ... I don't understand 'im. Why would he do that?  sad32: ... I know, what a bastard ...  sad32: ... Bu' I luv 'im ...  sad32: ... What 'ave I done?  sad32: ... D'you think so?  sad32: ... Love ya, babe  sad32: ..."

Ends call and .... yes  noooo:
This takes place another 3 or 4 times before she eventually gets off the bus ...

 Shrugs:

Wot did you do to her .......... eeek: eeek:
« Last Edit: July 19, 2011, 08:06:59 PM by apc2010 »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11668 on: July 19, 2011, 08:02:35 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 19, 2011, 07:57:09 PM
I witnessed something on the bus this afternoon which will probably ring a bell with some of you.
Young girlie gets on, sits next to me in the vacant seat and then, sobbing, starts to call friend on moby...

"Hiya, can't believe what's 'appened ...  sad32: ... I don't understand 'im. Why would he do that?  sad32: ... I know, what a bastard ...  sad32: ... Bu' I luv 'im ...  sad32: ... What 'ave I done?  sad32: ... D'you think so?  sad32: ... Love ya, babe  sad32: ..."

Ends phone call and immediately phones another friend ...

"Hiya, can't believe what's 'appened ...  sad32: ... I don't understand 'im. Why would he do that?  sad32: ... I know, what a bastard ...  sad32: ... Bu' I luv 'im ...  sad32: ... What 'ave I done?  sad32: ... D'you think so?  sad32: ... Love ya, babe  sad32: ..."

Ends call and .... yes  noooo:
This takes place another 3 or 4 times before she eventually gets off the bus ...

 Shrugs:

Aaarrgghh!!!!! We have a drama queeen at work, everything is a "nightmare", and has to be relayed to seven or eight people in succession   "and I said to him"   "and he said to me"    "can you believe it"  etc   cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11669 on: July 19, 2011, 08:15:35 PM »
Not like wot we do on here then  rubschin:
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