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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11700 on: July 20, 2011, 12:16:04 PM »
Or more likely sober  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11701 on: July 20, 2011, 12:19:19 PM »
Where is BM ................not answering the phone either ..........must have problems with his crack............ rubschin:

Did he warn us he was out for the day ?

Is he with Snoopy ?

Search party to be assembled by the foyer in half an hour please !!!

He is not with me, he has not told me of any plans to go anywhere, he is probably without power.

Calm down dear .... It's only BM
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11702 on: July 20, 2011, 12:21:20 PM »
We did the same for you I seem to remember ...when you failed to inform us of your whereabouts  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11703 on: July 20, 2011, 12:23:22 PM »
We did the same for you I seem to remember ...when you failed to inform us of your whereabouts  whistle:

Indeed you did .... when you collectively failed to remember that I had specifically told you where I was going.  point:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11704 on: July 20, 2011, 12:23:46 PM »
He is alive ........problems with his leccy and busy with his crack .....

HELLO...................

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11705 on: July 20, 2011, 12:26:29 PM »
Nick is single like......... rubschin:

I see a cunning plan here. Miss D sets up a blind date with Nick, the invitable catastrophe happens so the manager no longer wants to risk confiding in her and as a bonus if we have someone nearby with a camcorder we can send the footage off to you've been framed and make a quick £500.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11706 on: July 20, 2011, 12:28:17 PM »
He is alive ........problems with his leccy and busy with his crack .....

HELLO...................


Yes I saw that and assumed that you had spoken to him by telephone/mobile which is why I was not worried .... but you know these conspiracy theorists  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11707 on: July 20, 2011, 12:28:44 PM »
It's like a soap opera  noooo:

Can I nominate myself  angel1. WHat sort of condition are her knockers in?

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

You smooth talker, you...

Her knockers are in fine form  - her husband appreciates them I'm sure  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11708 on: July 20, 2011, 12:30:06 PM »
He is alive ........problems with his leccy and busy with his crack .....

HELLO...................


Yes I saw that and assumed that you had spoken to him by telephone/mobile which is why I was not worried .... but you know these conspiracy theorists  ::)

Have we been hacked too ?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11709 on: July 20, 2011, 12:34:56 PM »
He is alive ........problems with his leccy and busy with his crack .....

HELLO...................


Yes I saw that and assumed that you had spoken to him by telephone/mobile which is why I was not worried .... but you know these conspiracy theorists  ::)

Have we been hacked too ?  eeek:

Oh no ... we have a foolproof security system in place.
Don't want to get too technical but ...... Basically we work on the principle that there is nothing in the shite posted herein that would make anyone want to gain access to it.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11710 on: July 20, 2011, 12:38:04 PM »
 rubschin:

it's a good theory - at least they can't read between the lines on most of our comments  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11711 on: July 20, 2011, 12:39:18 PM »
That's what we thought   happy088
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11712 on: July 20, 2011, 01:59:14 PM »
Oh no ... we have a foolproof security system in place.
Don't want to get too technical but ...... Basically we work on the principle that there is nothing in the shite posted herein that would make anyone want to gain access to it.

I thought it was because we had MAD in place, anyone hacks us and we send Nick and BM round to deal with them. I must have missed a memo somewhere.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11713 on: July 21, 2011, 09:53:42 AM »
Today I will mostly be fiddling with my newly delivered soap nuts. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11714 on: July 21, 2011, 10:08:07 AM »
Miss C ...I do not believe you to be the same since you have visited our Nick  rubschin:
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