The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Hotel is booked and bags packed.  I will shortly be leaving Werstshire. 

[Darwins Selection]

Can you draw a diagram of that? 

It's a bit like my VAT return tbh.

Did you mean overdue or inaccurate?

[GROWLER]

Can you draw a diagram of that? 

It's a bit like my VAT return tbh.

Did you mean overdue or inaccurate?

Neither. Trying to avoid.

[GROWLER]

Snoops outside his 'ouse directing and ranting at the happy 'oliday traffic I wonder?

14 mile que  on the A55 up the road from him apprently.

[Miss Demeanour]

As long as he's not in it 

[Baldy]

Something is not quite correct here.

Just been to see the bloke who gave me some werk last week (and the bit before last week also). 

He is trying my patience now  and wants to put more werk in my direction.

Does he not know that I am very busy doing nowt? Anybody want a job?

[Nick]

It's a mystery why he would employ you 

Anyhoo, my bathroom is now sparkley clean 

Now for the rest of the flat 

[apc2010]

Something is not quite correct here.

Just been to see the bloke who gave me some werk last week (and the bit before last week also). 

He is trying my patience now  and wants to put more werk in my direction.

Does he not know that I am very busy doing nowt? Anybody want a job?

I will do your drinking if you like .............a real mate ..

[Baldy]

It's a mystery why he would employ you 

Quite simply because I am the only one one the island who can do it proper like. The main suppliers only give out my number, rather than the wankers who used to 'werk' for me and then set up on their own pretending to be experts. Simple as that.

[Baldy]

I will do your drinking if you like .............a real mate ..

What a nice mate you are. 

[apc2010]

I will do your drinking if you like .............a real mate ..

What a nice mate you are. 

If you need a hand let me know.................is it a morning type thing.....

[GROWLER]

I will do your drinking if you like .............a real mate ..

What a nice mate you are. 

You two have great similarities to me and that gingery CAKE nicking Nick twat don't you ey?

You have a luv hate relationship, Luv to hate each other.

Most admirable and highly approved of.

[Nick]

 

[Baldy]

If you need a hand let me know.................is it a morning type thing.....

You just do the drinking part. I told you I was in Larnaca at the crack of dawn ( not BM's crack!) the other morning.

In this heat it kills yer, but the dosh is very good. Hopefully when I get this little bit over it will be the New Year before I am looking for more beer tokens.....ex-wife permitting. 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Spent a pleasant day in Thornbury and have now arrived at the hotel.  I have been upgraded from the Lodge to the Spa Hotel. 


I took my swimming stuff out of my case this morning.