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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11895 on: July 25, 2011, 05:52:32 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11896 on: July 25, 2011, 05:56:57 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11897 on: July 25, 2011, 06:00:34 PM »
Ooh yer head.

Wonder what the brat and her acned hoody are up to?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11898 on: July 25, 2011, 06:04:50 PM »
Ooh yer head.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11899 on: July 25, 2011, 06:22:53 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11900 on: July 26, 2011, 07:11:35 AM »
Right ~ I'm orf to put SWWLTBO's car in for an MOT thence to the village hall to admit a new kids drama group, talk the leaders through the H&S roolz and show them where everything is. Back later.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11901 on: July 26, 2011, 01:38:50 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11902 on: July 26, 2011, 01:45:02 PM »
I shall away and warn Network Rail  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11903 on: July 27, 2011, 05:20:47 AM »
Today is going to be one of those days  noooo:

I have a meeting this afternoon with a complete and utter knob head. He is the 'project manager' for this property that has gone completely Pete Tong.

His answer blame everyone but himself ...one officer in my team particularly. He has now asked her to be removed from the case and I have refused. He has made an official complaint and I have not upheld it or his demands . He has gone to the Chief Exec and he has been told the same. He has now reported us to the Internal Fraud team because I have not co-operated.

He is a total , utter, spineless, dickheaded wanker. Looking forward to actually meeting him  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11904 on: July 27, 2011, 07:15:34 AM »
The smuggers seem to be without power this morning.  whistle:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11905 on: July 27, 2011, 07:21:11 AM »
Today is going to be one of those days  noooo:

I have a meeting this afternoon with a complete and utter knob head. He is the 'project manager' for this property that has gone completely Pete Tong.

His answer blame everyone but himself ...one officer in my team particularly. He has now asked her to be removed from the case and I have refused. He has made an official complaint and I have not upheld it or his demands . He has gone to the Chief Exec and he has been told the same. He has now reported us to the Internal Fraud team because I have not co-operated.

He is a total , utter, spineless, dickheaded wanker. Looking forward to actually meeting him  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11906 on: July 27, 2011, 07:42:47 AM »
Today is going to be one of those days  noooo:

I have a meeting this afternoon with a complete and utter knob head. He is the 'project manager' for this property that has gone completely Pete Tong.

His answer blame everyone but himself ...one officer in my team particularly. He has now asked her to be removed from the case and I have refused. He has made an official complaint and I have not upheld it or his demands . He has gone to the Chief Exec and he has been told the same. He has now reported us to the Internal Fraud team because I have not co-operated.

He is a total , utter, spineless, dickheaded wanker. Looking forward to actually meeting him  eveilgrin:

Would he like a "Slurry Surprise" delivered?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11907 on: July 27, 2011, 08:29:00 AM »
Today is going to be one of those days  noooo:

I have a meeting this afternoon with a complete and utter knob head. He is the 'project manager' for this property that has gone completely Pete Tong.

His answer blame everyone but himself ...one officer in my team particularly. He has now asked her to be removed from the case and I have refused. He has made an official complaint and I have not upheld it or his demands . He has gone to the Chief Exec and he has been told the same. He has now reported us to the Internal Fraud team because I have not co-operated.

He is a total , utter, spineless, dickheaded wanker. Looking forward to actually meeting him  eveilgrin:

Mention "Wandsworth Common" to him.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11908 on: July 27, 2011, 08:29:48 AM »
Right, off to buy oodles of sugar for plum jam making later on today.  ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11909 on: July 27, 2011, 08:47:09 AM »
Paperwork day today.

Happen to have agreed to be treasurer for local group.  Tried to set up bank account yesterday for which they do a credit check whilst you are there with them.  Mine came back saying that I was not on te electoral register.  Oh yes well then why did I get a polling card and go and vote in May?

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