Answer me this; why do the local lycra clad mini-peleton feel the need to traipse through the bar WITH their bicycles just because there's a short, sharp shower outside? It was bad enough the first time when they piled in for a drink ~ that lycra doesn't leave much to the imagination
But then the weather changed and oh, their ickle saddles were getting wet outside so out they go and pile back in with the cycles to keep them warm and dry
Wrap yer saddle in a Tesco bag if it's going to rain ...
