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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12345 on: August 27, 2011, 02:49:52 PM »
Well that all went spiffingly (apart from the bill  Snoopysick:) We even made an archaeological discovery  :thumbsup:

BM last receipt for a round ........... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12346 on: August 27, 2011, 02:50:51 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12347 on: August 27, 2011, 03:05:34 PM »
Home safely but a few quid lighter  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12348 on: August 27, 2011, 03:05:53 PM »
Well that all went spiffingly (apart from the bill  Snoopysick:) We even made an archaeological discovery  :thumbsup:

In your wallet!  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12349 on: August 27, 2011, 03:06:53 PM »
I'm back from shooting... have you all been behaving yourselves....?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12350 on: August 27, 2011, 03:09:13 PM »
I left Pastis wandering down the street in pursuit of a slinky blonde  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12351 on: August 27, 2011, 03:12:11 PM »
I left Pastis wandering down the street in pursuit of a slinky blonde  noooo: noooo:

Oh, I see why he posted this now, filthy boy...  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12352 on: August 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »
Welllll....  mostly yes, but here's a line I heard earlier today:

Nick, to the waitress: "So, whereabouts in Spain are you from?"

Waitress replies:  ::)  confused: "I am from Hungary!"

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12353 on: August 27, 2011, 03:14:45 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12354 on: August 27, 2011, 03:15:07 PM »
Welllll....  mostly yes, but here's a line I heard earlier today:

Nick, to the waitress: "So, whereabouts in Spain are you from?"

Waitress replies:  ::)  confused: "I am from Hungary!"

he's a liability isn't he...?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12355 on: August 27, 2011, 03:16:23 PM »
Well Pastis wouldn't have met the nice Canadian laydee if it hadn't been for me angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12356 on: August 27, 2011, 03:17:20 PM »
Well Pastis wouldn't have met the nice Canadian laydee if it hadn't been for me angel1

Was she running away from you?  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12357 on: August 27, 2011, 03:18:53 PM »
We attracted her attention with money, like
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12358 on: August 27, 2011, 03:20:14 PM »
Well Pastis wouldn't have met the nice Canadian laydee if it hadn't been for me angel1

... who talked, and talked, and talked, and talked. We managed to escape whilst she momentarily paused to draw breath.

Fascinating place though, the Rose Theatre  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12359 on: August 27, 2011, 04:15:38 PM »
I have been on top of the world... it is called Etables and I could see the whole panorama of the alps ... everyone of em prolly.    cloud9:  And then I looked down.  noooo:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.