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Offline Pastis

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12495 on: September 01, 2011, 04:32:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2011, 03:43:36 PM
He was carrying a tennis bat

I wonder if he calls it his big Wif Waf bat?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12496 on: September 01, 2011, 04:38:34 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2011, 03:39:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2011, 02:16:53 PM
Bumped into that Boris Johnson earlier.  :thumbsup:

Wouldn't that cause a critical mass of blunderment?  eeek:

Excellent turn of phrase which will be entering Miss C's 'exceedingly useful and common verbiage'.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12497 on: September 01, 2011, 04:40:08 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 01, 2011, 04:38:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2011, 03:39:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2011, 02:16:53 PM
Bumped into that Boris Johnson earlier.  :thumbsup:

Wouldn't that cause a critical mass of blunderment?  eeek:


I think you forgot something Miss C  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12498 on: September 01, 2011, 04:41:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 01, 2011, 04:38:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2011, 03:39:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2011, 02:16:53 PM
Bumped into that Boris Johnson earlier.  :thumbsup:

Wouldn't that cause a critical mass of blunderment?  eeek:

Excellent turn of phrase which will be entering Miss C's 'exceedingly useful and common verbiage'.

Noo I was posting in advance of editing. ::) angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12499 on: September 02, 2011, 05:14:42 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12500 on: September 02, 2011, 05:39:46 AM »
Smethwick.  Where my newly acquired tan doesn't meet the standard, so I was told ... like.  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12501 on: September 02, 2011, 05:48:01 AM »
It would be one helluva tan to match the standard



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12502 on: September 02, 2011, 05:55:32 AM »
Gonna be late again.   surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12503 on: September 02, 2011, 05:56:47 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12504 on: September 02, 2011, 07:50:17 AM »
ANother day. Another lunch. ANother Mary eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12505 on: September 02, 2011, 07:51:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 02, 2011, 07:50:17 AM
ANother day. Another lunch. ANother Mary eeek:

Bloody hell...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12506 on: September 02, 2011, 07:51:41 AM »
You'll be all Mary'd out by the time you get back to Nottingham.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12507 on: September 02, 2011, 07:57:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 02, 2011, 07:50:17 AM
ANother day. Another lunch. ANother Mary eeek:

3 Hail Mary's  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12508 on: September 02, 2011, 09:02:44 AM »
You just know that it is going to be 'one of those day's' when the cold water tap on the shower won't work. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12509 on: September 02, 2011, 09:07:38 AM »
Loads of stuff to do today...............printer on the  censored:  just spent 50 euros on ink yesterday ......... Banghead........I may met Baldy for a drink .....
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