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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12600 on: September 04, 2011, 07:25:13 PM »
No alcohol  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12601 on: September 04, 2011, 07:28:10 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12602 on: September 04, 2011, 07:54:14 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 04, 2011, 07:25:13 PM
No alcohol  angel1

Lots of jelly and cake then?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12603 on: September 04, 2011, 07:56:09 PM »
A hooooooge feast  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12604 on: September 04, 2011, 07:57:05 PM »

Thanks DS  :thumbsup:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12605 on: September 05, 2011, 04:36:45 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 04, 2011, 03:58:17 PM
BM.
Soz mate. No lights for sale, well not for a Mini.
Just box loads of utter utter utter unwanted rusty shite and garbage that nobody would ever want, mostly unlabelled and extremely random.
Why do they actually bother carting all this tat and rusty shite around for decade after piggin' decade ey, WHY?
Bloody beats me i tell you. Shrugs:

NOBODY wants any of your shite, so do yerself a favour, you scruffy baked bean stained flea ridden jumper wearing scruffy unshaven unkempt '1990 delapidated Transit owning dlithering slithering council house tenant, and go lob it all on the tip, and stop building our never to be satisfied and forever strained hopes up, only to be dashed and let down after rummaging through your garbage, tiime after rancid piggin' time.   sad32:

Never mind...  sad24:

I do hope you pointed to some of the rusty owld shite and said "I needed one of those last week".... happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12606 on: September 05, 2011, 05:34:10 AM »
Well, I am on schedule this morning.  An early start today.  An early finish too as Dentist and Car Service are in the programme.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12607 on: September 05, 2011, 05:37:43 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on September 05, 2011, 05:34:10 AM
Well, I am on schedule this morning.  An early start today.  An early finish too as Dentist and Car Service are in the programme.


You are going to "Service" the dentist?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12608 on: September 05, 2011, 05:41:15 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2011, 05:37:43 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on September 05, 2011, 05:34:10 AM
Well, I am on schedule this morning.  An early start today.  An early finish too as Dentist and Car Service are in the programme.


You are going to "Service" the dentist?  eeek:

Definitely not Snoops, he is so young it would be deemed abuse.  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12609 on: September 05, 2011, 08:09:59 AM »
Paper work. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12610 on: September 05, 2011, 08:31:37 AM »
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Wot She Said!  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12611 on: September 05, 2011, 08:40:28 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2011, 08:31:37 AM
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Orrigum Aurigam Orrogarm Folding it up or writing on it?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12612 on: September 05, 2011, 08:50:03 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2011, 08:31:37 AM
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Wot She Said!  evil:

Orrigum Aurigam Orrogarm Folding it up or writing on it?

Fighting the DW&P, H.M.R.C, Student Finance, the W.A.G and any other bugger who wants a  fence:


I may have to buy a copy of "How to get satisfaction when you complain and seek compensashun" by D. P. Dance
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12613 on: September 05, 2011, 08:55:00 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2011, 08:50:03 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2011, 08:31:37 AM
^^^^^^^^^
Wot She Said!  evil:

Orrigum Aurigam Orrogarm Folding it up or writing on it?

Fighting the DW&P, H.M.R.C, Student Finance, the W.A.G and any other bugger who wants a  fence:


I may have to buy a copy of "How to get satisfaction when you complain and seek compensashun" by D. P. Dance


WAG ........ rubschin:      aren't they some sort of bimbos....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12614 on: September 05, 2011, 08:56:06 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 05, 2011, 08:55:00 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2011, 08:50:03 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2011, 08:31:37 AM
^^^^^^^^^
Wot She Said!  evil:

Orrigum Aurigam Orrogarm Folding it up or writing on it?

Fighting the DW&P, H.M.R.C, Student Finance, the W.A.G and any other bugger who wants a  fence:


I may have to buy a copy of "How to get satisfaction when you complain and seek compensashun" by D. P. Dance


WAG ........ rubschin:      aren't they some sort of bimbos....


Welsh Assembly Government  Banghead

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