The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

This morning I have the joys of Ikea and other shopping delights with a friend  . This afternoon I am doing a clearance of the Brat's bedroom ( she is at her dad's ).  I will of course follow the World Health Organisations recommendations for such a dangerous activity .

Tonight drinks with a friend ( if I can be arsed)

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Oh Miss D   IKEA = bowels of hell IMO.

Brats bedroom best done whilst consuming a large bottle of wine IMHO.

You will be deserving of some serious 'chill time' by this evening whether that be curled up on the sofa at yours or out with a friend.

[Miss Demeanour]

That's what I was thinking Miss C which is why of not agreed to anything definitely for tonight.

Likely to be in the mood for a good long soak, a take away , a bottle of something numbingly good and enjoy my peace and quiet whilst it is available

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well planned that woman. 

[Just One More]

Today I will mostly be dealing with a bean problem.

I shall refrain from saying it, but as Snoopy said 

A number of my beans suffered a wind related problem on Wednesday, which makes a change 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

  I grew a load of climbing French beans in the green house they cropped early and well. It is the end of the season for them and I need to remove them to make more room for the chillies geraniums and fushias that I want to overwinter. Some of them grew up the tomatoes.  Some unravelling will be required just not sure if it will be me or them.

[GROWLER]

That's what I was thinking Miss C which is why of not agreed to anything definitely for tonight.

Likely to be in the mood for a good long soak, a take away , a bottle of something numbingly good and enjoy my peace and quiet whilst it is available

Me and 'The Boy's 'll be 'round later then for a 'all nighter' then ey, like wot we all used to 'ave? 
We'll soon cheer you's up like.

I'll bring me records and we'll 'ave a rave up like. 
Sweet....as a nut.

[Miss Demeanour]

Be worth it to hear your rants about London by the time you get here 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

If I bring voddy and cake may I come and join you?

[Miss Demeanour]

Ooooh yes please ........I'll look after you and we'll snuggle and watch things that will make us laugh . Drink all the wrong things and eat all the wrong things too xx

[GROWLER]

Ooooh yes please ........I'll look after you and we'll snuggle and watch things that will make us laugh . Drink all the wrong things and eat all the wrong things too xx

Wha'?

We're 'avin' a rave up like. Lots of noise, booze and wummun's sitting on the floor, wearing beads and wild clothes. waving those smelly stick things high in the air, listenin' to sounds of the 60's. 

Lot's of luv and stuff. Groovy man.

[Miss Demeanour]

You will be the things that we will watch to make us laugh like 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

^^^wot she said^^^ Besides which if I sat on the floor I would never be able to get up.  Trust me on this I have tried it, still it would give you something to laugh at whilst I tried.

[GROWLER]

You will be the things that we will watch to make us laugh like 

Gone all sad now then.

[GROWLER]

^^^wot she said^^^ Besides which if I sat on the floor I would never be able to get up.  Trust me on this I have tried it, still it would give you something to laugh at whilst I tried.

You need to get bettererer very soon then, and then you can get fit in the gym like wot me and Miss D's are (tryin'...me) doin'.
We 'ave BIG 'ills to climb, and you're comin' with us when you're sorted like.