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Offline Just One More

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12870 on: September 10, 2011, 07:59:50 AM »
Ooooh yes please ........I'll look after you and we'll snuggle and watch things that will make us laugh . Drink all the wrong things and eat all the wrong things too xx

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We're 'avin' a rave up like. Lots of noise, booze and wummun's sitting on the floor, wearing beads and wild clothes. waving those smelly stick things high in the air, listenin' to sounds of the 60's.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12871 on: September 10, 2011, 08:00:05 AM »
You will be the things that we will watch to make us laugh like  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12872 on: September 10, 2011, 08:03:43 AM »
If anyone needs a chuckle today like watch 'Would I lie to you' from last night on the BBC. Only half hour of silliness but was making me chuckle muchly  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12873 on: September 10, 2011, 08:06:06 AM »
You will be the things that we will watch to make us laugh like  ;)

Gone all sad now then. cry:

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We could put sand on the lounge floor and have a loop tape (Anna Log  whistle: ) playing the sounds of swaying palm trees, crashing waves and squawkin' parrots like  in the back ground too like. cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12874 on: September 10, 2011, 08:14:55 AM »
As I read this, all I can hear in my head is "Simon Smith and his Dancing Bear"  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12875 on: September 10, 2011, 08:20:46 AM »
As I read this, all I can hear in my head is "Simon Smith and his Dancing Bear"  noooo:

Great toon. cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12876 on: September 10, 2011, 09:03:20 AM »
You will be the things that we will watch to make us laugh like  ;)

Gone all sad now then. cry:

Don't be sad ...you bring joy to us  cloud9:

We could put sand on the lounge floor and have a loop tape (Anna Log  whistle: ) playing the sounds of swaying palm trees, crashing waves and squawkin' parrots like  in the back ground too like. cloud9:

Beach Party 1960s

You have obviously never had sand in your tender bit's. It's neither nice nor funny. Snoopysick:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12877 on: September 10, 2011, 09:04:53 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12878 on: September 10, 2011, 09:07:40 AM »
I'm going off for a good banging this arvo...  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12879 on: September 10, 2011, 09:08:51 AM »
Are there a gang of you going?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12880 on: September 10, 2011, 09:12:51 AM »
You will be the things that we will watch to make us laugh like  ;)

Gone all sad now then. cry:

Don't be sad ...you bring joy to us  cloud9:

We could put sand on the lounge floor and have a loop tape (Anna Log  whistle: ) playing the sounds of swaying palm trees, crashing waves and squawkin' parrots like  in the back ground too like. cloud9:

Beach Party 1960s

You have obviously never had sand in your tender bit's. It's neither nice nor funny. Snoopysick:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12881 on: September 10, 2011, 09:13:16 AM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12882 on: September 10, 2011, 09:13:58 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12883 on: September 10, 2011, 10:41:25 AM »
You will be the things that we will watch to make us laugh like  ;)

Gone all sad now then. cry:

Don't be sad ...you bring joy to us  cloud9:

We could put sand on the lounge floor and have a loop tape (Anna Log  whistle: ) playing the sounds of swaying palm trees, crashing waves and squawkin' parrots like  in the back ground too like. cloud9:

Beach Party 1960s

You have obviously never had sand in your tender bit's. It's neither nice nor funny. Snoopysick:

Miss C you are a pervert and i claim my £5.00 back

We do need to know the details you do realise this don't you?  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12884 on: September 10, 2011, 10:57:39 AM »
You will be the things that we will watch to make us laugh like  ;)

Gone all sad now then. cry:

Don't be sad ...you bring joy to us  cloud9:

We could put sand on the lounge floor and have a loop tape (Anna Log  whistle: ) playing the sounds of swaying palm trees, crashing waves and squawkin' parrots like  in the back ground too like. cloud9:

Beach Party 1960s

You have obviously never had sand in your tender bit's. It's neither nice nor funny. Snoopysick:

Miss C you are a pervert and i claim my £5.00 back

We do need to know the details you do realise this don't you?  ;D


Under Bournemouth Pier in 1961 but not with Miss C.
Yes the sand does chafe somewhat ... It was my first real shag ...... nearly put me off for life but fortunately I tried again and cured that worry.
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