The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

You will be the things that we will watch to make us laugh like 

Gone all sad now then.

Don't be sad ...you bring joy to us 

We could put sand on the lounge floor and have a loop tape (Anna Log  ) playing the sounds of swaying palm trees, crashing waves and squawkin' parrots like  in the back ground too like.

Beach Party 1960s

You have obviously never had sand in your tender bit's. It's neither nice nor funny.

Miss C you are a pervert and i claim my £5.00 back

We do need to know the details you do realise this don't you? 

  Nothing much to report I'm afraid.  I was living by the coast in Northumberland, was about 15 and had my first sort of fumble about in a sand dune. Ghastly experience. I had been doing the whole teenage lust thing for quite a while, it was a huge disappointment but as these things go the views were spectacular.  Lesson learnt and within a week a whale was beached and dead on the beach bouncing on that was far more fun. We were based at Longhoughton, within days the RAF re floated said whale and exploded it, far more fun.  

[Snoopy]

Well that's  Miss C and me all 'fessed up ....... NEXT!

[Darwins Selection]

Well that's  Miss C and me all 'fessed up ....... NEXT!

Back seat of a Rover 60

No sand

[Nick]

Been out to the pub with the boys. Now making a mahoosive wabbit pie 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

On the phone to my son slowly loosing the will to live.

[Nick]

I blame the parents

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

As do I.

 I am as you know full well am an   His father is the devil incarnate and a tosser to boot.

[Nick]

I feel a vizit coming on, like. Just for the day like. I shall bring a SLugpoon 

[Darwins Selection]

I am as you know full well am an   His father is the devil incarnate and a tosser to boot.

  All wimmin seem to think that.

In which case I suppose it must be true. . .

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I feel a vizit coming on, like. Just for the day like. I shall bring a SLugpoon 

A most excellent idea.

[tel]

The gym beckons.

So does a full English! 

[Uncle Mort]

The gym beckons.

So does a full English! 

My local leisure centre does both. Doesn't seem right somehow.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Today I will mostly be trying to hide the evidence of the 10 foot tree I chopped down yesterday in the hope that Mr C doesn't notice.

The folk next door have had an extension added to their house as a consequence their back door is almost level with our bedroom window which is open.  They have a two year old daughter. The father and daughter have just come out of the house and the little girl was saying mummy mummy mummy as they are wont to do at that age.  Father says to child 'Neave stop saying that, do you know how it makes daddy feel when you keep saying that'  the tosser needs to grow up a little I think.

[GROWLER]

The gym beckons.

So does a full English! 

My local leisure centre does both. Doesn't seem right somehow.

Agree. Most odd combination  ....but also most pleasant.

The temptation would be grossly overwhelming for me tbh. Fortunately for me, it's coffee, tea juice or healthy (alledgedly)  rabitty nibbly type things only.

Oat bars for instance.
Utter utter utter tasteless non filling SHITE.

[Just One More]

The gym beckons.

So does a full English! 

My local leisure centre does both. Doesn't seem right somehow.

Those having the breakfast will be the same ones that park as close to the entrance as possible