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Offline GROWLER

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13140 on: September 21, 2011, 08:00:57 AM »
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I had the place to meself tonight!  cloud9:

A rather tasty wummany creature that I've seen before came in the same time as me like, smiled, said 'ELLO, and never saw her again. ::)
Can only presume she went to the pool instead of upstairs to the gym. Bloody typical of my luck that. ::)

Must be in her late 40's, early 50's, but FIT as an butchers dog. Drool:

If you look hard enough, she's in there somewhere like  whistle:

Eric Prydz - Call On Me

Mr C watched this and is now convinced that this is what is going to happen during my cardiac re-hap thing which starts tomorrow. noooo:

Growler you should have come in.

I'm sure Mr C would have been absolutely overwhelmingly and joyfully extatically delighted ey? whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13141 on: September 21, 2011, 08:16:17 AM »
Pah what's a rampant bear between friends eh?

Anyhoo I am going home today to deal with a load of tossers.  I may be very cross by the end of the day. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13142 on: September 21, 2011, 08:19:02 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 21, 2011, 08:16:17 AM
Pah what's a rampant bear between friends eh?

Anyhoo I am going home today to deal with a load of tossers.  I may be very cross by the end of the day. evil:

Dog owning tossers? rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13143 on: September 21, 2011, 08:20:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 21, 2011, 08:16:17 AM
Pah what's a rampant bear between friends eh?

Anyhoo I am going home today to deal with a load of tossers.  I may be very cross by the end of the day. evil:

Highland games...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13144 on: September 21, 2011, 08:25:25 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 21, 2011, 08:16:17 AM
Pah what's a rampant bear between friends eh?

Anyhoo I am going home today to deal with a load of tossers.  I may be very cross by the end of the day. evil:

Nasty Nick visiting again? rubschin:

Left his brain cell behind from last week by chance? whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13145 on: September 21, 2011, 09:51:43 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2011, 07:25:33 AM
Lots of Magpies around the house & garden this morning ...... wonder what that portends  rubschin:

How many?

I believe there is an ancient formula to determine what you should expect.

I think one and four should be avoided in your case.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13146 on: September 21, 2011, 09:53:51 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13147 on: September 21, 2011, 09:58:39 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2011, 09:51:43 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2011, 07:25:33 AM
Lots of Magpies around the house & garden this morning ...... wonder what that portends  rubschin:

How many?

I believe there is an ancient formula to determine what you should expect.

I think one and four should be avoided in your case.

 rubschin:
One for sorrow
Two for joy
Three for a girl
Four for a boy

That's all I can remember.

I'll have to look it up.........

But there were a lot!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13148 on: September 21, 2011, 10:01:50 AM »
Good Old Wiki!

    One for sorrow
    Two for joy
    Three for a girl
    Four for a boy
    Five for silver
    Six for gold
    Seven for a secret, never to be told
    Eight for a wish
    Nine for a kiss
    Ten for a bird you must not miss


Although older versions do mention Hell and the Devil as well as Death.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13149 on: September 21, 2011, 10:07:53 AM »
Susan Stranks  :sex023:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13150 on: September 21, 2011, 10:12:39 AM »
Your parents must have had to buy a lot of Kleenex.  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13151 on: September 21, 2011, 10:13:11 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13153 on: September 21, 2011, 10:19:21 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13154 on: September 21, 2011, 10:38:16 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2011, 10:12:39 AM
Your parents must have had to buy a lot of Kleenex.  ::)

One for Susan, one for Joy?
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