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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13185 on: September 22, 2011, 08:06:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 22, 2011, 08:04:49 AM
Today I shall mainly be arguing with people  evil:

Pull up a chair like!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13186 on: September 22, 2011, 08:33:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 22, 2011, 08:04:49 AM
Today I shall mainly be arguing with people  evil:

I'm READY! Sinister:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13187 on: September 22, 2011, 05:07:56 PM »
Ok, this is about yesterday ... I've been busy  ::)

Sometimes it's a pleasure to know it's not just you  ;D
Me and m'colleague are standing out on the street waiting for the 3rd party to join us having found the first choice restaurant fully booked. I haven't met up with him for years but clearly we suffer the same frustrations ...
He's on the phone to directory enquiries to ask for a restaurant's number... he gives the name, the address and asks to be put through...

" ... the address? I've just told you the address!  evil: evil: "

" ... Yes!  cussing:  I've just asked you put me though!  angry041: "

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13188 on: September 22, 2011, 05:16:42 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 22, 2011, 07:04:36 AM
Today I don't think I shall be moving very far from the toilet.  surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13189 on: September 22, 2011, 05:17:43 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13190 on: September 22, 2011, 05:18:54 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 22, 2011, 05:16:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 22, 2011, 07:04:36 AM
Today I don't think I shall be moving very far from the toilet.  surrender:

 rubschin: 




 cussing: I am NOT that fat, I have more hair and I wouldn't be seen dead in those underpants  cussing:


The principle is, however, close enough to today.  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13191 on: September 22, 2011, 06:07:56 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 22, 2011, 05:16:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 22, 2011, 07:04:36 AM
Today I don't think I shall be moving very far from the toilet.  surrender:

 rubschin: 




What a thouroughly delightful picture that is ey JOM? ::)

Think I'll enlarge it, print it off, and nail it to the carzy wall like, you know, just to remind me as to what exactly TF I'm supposed to be doin' in there.

Where, may I ask, do you actually find these totally random piccies btw? eeek:
Do you just type into google pictures, 'man sitting on the bog with disgusting gruns 'round his ankles, 'avin' a piggin' great big dump', or wha'? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13192 on: September 22, 2011, 06:41:14 PM »
SUMMER'S COMIN' BACK NEXT WEEK!!...not that it was ever 'ere like. ::)

http://www.theweatheroutlook.com/
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13193 on: September 23, 2011, 05:43:56 AM »
Off to Larnaca today to see Me-Mi...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13194 on: September 23, 2011, 06:09:07 AM »
Should have left for work 8 minutes ago but need to get dressed, put washing out, dry hair....   surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13195 on: September 23, 2011, 06:30:13 AM »
Meeting with the twats that wrote this today.


Since my return I have been trying to get my head around this...
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/78739102/Green-Incubator-Business-Plan

I may well lose the will to live.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13196 on: September 23, 2011, 06:43:26 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 23, 2011, 06:30:13 AM
Meeting with the twats that wrote this today.


Since my return I have been trying to get my head around this...
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/78739102/Green-Incubator-Business-Plan

I may well lose the will to live.

Walk away while you still can  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13197 on: September 23, 2011, 07:17:02 AM »
Seeing the Doc this morning ..... 'bout me bad back ................AGAIN  tunble:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13198 on: September 23, 2011, 07:39:19 AM »
Seeing the docs this morning.

Then lunch wiv me dad.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13199 on: September 23, 2011, 07:54:03 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 23, 2011, 06:30:13 AM
Meeting with the twats that wrote this today.


Since my return I have been trying to get my head around this...
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/78739102/Green-Incubator-Business-Plan

I may well lose the will to live.

Wea your special t-shirt like  :thumbsup:
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