The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[GROWLER]

90 minute teleconferce with 5 twittering wimmin

Miss D, Miss C, .........

+ Mrs TG, Miss T and Wenchy

Ow! Your poor ears!

Been meaning to ask. Where's she gone to? She doesn't seem to post in here anymore, miserable owld bat.

[Miss Demeanour]

She is happily married now .......no need for us ( at the moment )

[GROWLER]

She is happily married now .......no need for us ( at the moment )

I'd have thought that would have been the MAIN reason for wanting us tbqath.

Oh, and what exactly is this werd 'HAPPILY that you speak of ey?
Any chance of a translation?

Happiness  , or shagingness as I prefer to call it, in ALL relationships has a maximum bed life of a mere 7 weeks you know.

Anything over and above the permitted level is a massive figment of your/their imagination/s.

Call me a miserable owld cynic if you want. Don't give a shit....at all.

Father christmus is a twat too btw.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Today I am going to see if I can rig up some sort of intravenous cake for Growler.  I shall then be orf to the horsepickle for an MIR scan then onto a garden party.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Busy day then Miss C, lazy start here today but will be busy day too.  Peg out washing, bike ride, pack suitcase, hair, rugby, drive to Cheshire, hotel, dinner and dance.   

[Miss Demeanour]

Happiness  , or shagingness as I prefer to call it, in ALL relationships has a maximum bed life of a mere 7 weeks you know.

Call me a miserable owld cynic if you want. Don't give a shit....at all.

Father christmus is a twat too btw.

Honestly ...you just give such mixed signals...I wish I knew what you were trying to say 

[Miss Demeanour]

Today I am going to a kids birthday party that is going to be hijacked by the adults for a good ol catch up, drink up and feast up 

[GROWLER]

Fix the leaking 'shitter'...AGAIN , burn some documents. tip, werk, gym, ferret around, Bear nap, here, kip, thrilled.

[Just One More]

The VP'ers are busy bees today.
Me... I shall take a walk shortly. I shall take me camera, yesterday there were hundreds of dew laden cobwebs around as I was driving by, today, because I'm walking, they'll no doubt be none   
Return and cut the grass if it's dried enough, then a good tidy around the garden
As for the rest of the day 

[Barman]

I shall be banging laters like... 

[Snoopy]

Bizzy day ahead.

Got to go to see the printer and converse in pidgin Welsh 

Thence to Lil Bruver's in Oswestry and converse in fluent 'ampshire 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

The VP'ers are busy bees today.
Me... I shall take a walk shortly. I shall take me camera, yesterday there were hundreds of dew laden cobwebs around as I was driving by, today, because I'm walking, they'll no doubt be none   
Return and cut the grass if it's dried enough, then a good tidy around the garden
As for the rest of the day 

I am going to be on grass cutting/strimming duties. Good luck with the pictures you should be OK this early the dew is still around.  I want to sort out the bird feeders to.  Mine not yours obviously.

[Just One More]

The sun had burnt off most of the dew, and where there was dew, there were no cobwebs.   I swear I could hear the spiders sniggering. Still a nice 4.29ml (approximately)    walk among the flora and fauna in bright sunshine 

Bird feeders!    Another one to go on the list

[Nick]

Shopping, lunch and then cinema 

Going to cinema by tram 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

The sun had burnt off most of the dew, and where there was dew, there were no cobwebs.   I swear I could hear the spiders sniggering. Still a nice 4.29ml (approximately)    walk among the flora and fauna in bright sunshine 

Bird feeders!    Another one to go on the list

Sounds like a nice stroll. Why do spiders just sit in the middle of their webs at this time of year is it a sort od spider willy waving antic? Do spiders even have willies? 

I wouldn't worry about the bird feeders.  I haven't even touched the law mower yet let alone the strimmer.  I have created several piles of weeds, constructed the compost bin, emptied 6 grow bags onto the beds (in the garden) and put millions of plant labels and tent pegs in neat and tidy piles in one place.