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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13230 on: September 24, 2011, 12:01:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 24, 2011, 10:58:14 AM
I haven't even touched the law mower yet let alone the strimmer.  I have created several piles of weeds, constructed the compost bin, emptied 6 grow bags onto the beds (in the garden) and put millions of plant labels and tent pegs in neat and tidy piles in one place. angel1

Why do I get an image of Ironside?

Also, I bet by tea time you will have forgotten the location of the one place where you put your neat and tidy piles. [Snigger]
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13231 on: September 24, 2011, 02:17:47 PM »
They'll be near the bottom of the ladies garden Darwin (bigger snigger)
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13232 on: September 24, 2011, 04:19:20 PM »
Tsk school boy humour.  ::)

Of course I know where the neat and tidy piles are they're well, err, somewhere in the garden. redface:

In my defence I have been thoroughly scanned. surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13233 on: September 24, 2011, 04:20:50 PM »
Can you believe it?  The bloke in Sainsbury's didn't know what a gooseberry was!  Snoopysick:

Fresh produce from the other side of the planet but not a gooseberry in sight  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13234 on: September 24, 2011, 04:41:57 PM »
Gym, nosebag, 'ed under bog to mend leak from inlet..again, wine, 'ere then  there checkin' Swiss timetables and stuff, more   wine, more wine, MOTD, 'ere,  pit, zzz.

What a piggin' excitin' life I lead ey?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13235 on: September 24, 2011, 04:54:50 PM »
I'm amazed you can keep up with all the excitement.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13236 on: September 24, 2011, 06:23:34 PM »
I am about zonked. surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13237 on: September 24, 2011, 06:56:14 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 24, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
I am about zonked. surrender:

North of Zonked, or South of Zonked  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13238 on: September 24, 2011, 07:53:55 PM »
South I believe.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13239 on: September 24, 2011, 08:03:39 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 24, 2011, 04:54:50 PM
I'm amazed you can keep up with all the excitement.

I manage...somehow like. ::)

Skipped the bog fix anyway.
Can't be arsed quite frankly. noooo:

Stuff it. Ler'it drip. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13240 on: September 25, 2011, 08:28:31 AM »
Tip, bog (fix) nosebag, outdoorey type shop (walkin' kecks) 'illl (me) nosebag, 'ere, wine, pit zzzz.
Dithering in anticipation,  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13241 on: September 25, 2011, 08:31:13 AM »
Emptying me garage like....  noooo:

Where does all that shite come from...? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13242 on: September 25, 2011, 08:43:55 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2011, 08:31:13 AM
Emptying me garage like....  noooo:

Where does all that shite come from...? Shrugs:

The 'ouse.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13243 on: September 25, 2011, 09:22:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2011, 08:31:13 AM
Emptying me garage like....  noooo:

Where does all that shite come from...? Shrugs:

eBay?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13244 on: September 25, 2011, 10:55:22 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2011, 08:31:13 AM
Emptying me garage like....  noooo:

Where does all that shite come from...? Shrugs:

 happy100  I am not afraid to give you sympathy BM I have done it more times that I wish to remember, or can remember come to thi....Oh redface:  about it.

DS may well speak wisely EBay is from the dark side when it comes to the contents of garages.

Top tip:  Be as ruthless as a ruthless person can be.  DO NOT think that your garage crap will make you  fortune on Ebay and put it back in the garage. That route will bring down the wrath of LL except of course when it is her crap.

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