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[Nick]

Off out for lunch 

[GROWLER]

Off for lunch under the bog.

Reversing lights on van fixed though, so I can see what I'm crashing into now.

[GROWLER]

Bog done. 

Neoghbour now tells me that the diaphraghm in the flushy big white plastic box thingy in the middle is nearly goosed.

Nosebag beckons, vat return, 'ere, 'ill (me) Grand Prix...zzzz, nosebag, ere, cat  nap, booze, pit zzz.

Another enthralling day in the life of GROWLER.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Am back home, having been exceptionally careful to stick to Bucks Fizz and VATs so my head was available for the drive home.... unlike his.    We were going to stop on the way home and make a day of it but the heatwave turned into severe Lostwithial rain so just came home. 

[Just One More]

Bog done. 

Neoghbour now tells me that the diaphraghm in the flushy big white plastic box thingy in the middle is nearly goosed.

Nosebag beckons, vat return, 'ere, 'ill (me), assisting somebody that's  horny and all alone in United Kingdom, Grand Prix...zzzz, nosebag, ere, cat  nap, booze, pit zzz.

Another enthralling day in the life of GROWLER.

 

[Just One More]

Am back home, having been exceptionally careful to stick to Bucks Fizz and VATs so my head was available for the drive home.... unlike his.    We were going to stop on the way home and make a day of it but the heatwave turned into severe Lostwithial rain so just came home.

Yep, if you want a clear head for driving home, Bucks Fizz and VAT's would be just what the doctor ordered 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Am back home, having been exceptionally careful to stick to Bucks Fizz and VATs so my head was available for the drive home.... unlike his.    We were going to stop on the way home and make a day of it but the heatwave turned into severe Lostwithial rain so just came home.

Yep, if you want a clear head for driving home, Bucks Fizz and VAT's would be just what the doctor ordered 

Noodle! That was last night..... a full English and oodles of caffein this morning and I was ready for anything. 

[Barman]

Completely emptied the garage - everything outside like ready to paint the floor.... 

Now the perfect storm approaches (not LL) 

Plus the power has been off most of the day! 

Had to fire up ol' sparky to hoover the garage... 

[Pastis]

I've been out to avoid hearing the band playing in the park ... 

Now back and they've 5 minutes left ... the band's not bad but the vocalist's mike is too loud and he's slightly out of tune 

 

[GROWLER]

I've been out to avoid hearing the band playing in the park ... 

Now back and they've 5 minutes left ... the band's not bad but the vocalist's mike is too loud and he's slightly out of tune 

 

Give him a good 'ard twatting on the side.

Werks on me telly.


Yet ANOTHER GROWLER Tip Top.

[Nick]

All through lunch the wumman at the next table was smiling and winking at me. Turned out she had dementia 

[GROWLER]

Bog done. 

Neoghbour now tells me that the diaphraghm in the flushy big white plastic box thingy in the middle is nearly goosed.

Nosebag beckons, vat return, 'ere, 'ill (me), assisting somebody that's  horny and all alone in United Kingdom, Grand Prix...zzzz, nosebag, ere, cat  nap, booze, pit zzz.

Another enthralling day in the life of GROWLER.

 

Wha'?
Where's the friggin' Grand Prox gone to too?

[Barman]

All through lunch the wumman at the next table was smiling and winking at me. Turned out she had dementia 

Before or after...? 

[GROWLER]

All through lunch the wumman at the next table was smiling and winking at me. Turned out she had dementia 

Improvement. At least this one wasn't blind this time.

[Barman]

All through lunch the wumman at the next table was smiling and winking at me. Turned out she had dementia 

Improvement. At least this one wasn't blind this time.

Just wishes she was!