The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Snoopy]

Bog done. 

Neoghbour now tells me that the diaphraghm in the flushy big white plastic box thingy in the middle is nearly goosed.

Nosebag beckons, vat return, 'ere, 'ill (me), assisting somebody that's  horny and all alone in United Kingdom, Grand Prix...zzzz, nosebag, ere, cat  nap, booze, pit zzz.

Another enthralling day in the life of GROWLER.

 

Wha'?
Where's the friggin' Grand Prox gone to too?

It finished about 2 hours ago ..... Vettel won, Button second.

[GROWLER]

Bog done. 

Neoghbour now tells me that the diaphraghm in the flushy big white plastic box thingy in the middle is nearly goosed.

Nosebag beckons, vat return, 'ere, 'ill (me), assisting somebody that's  horny and all alone in United Kingdom, Grand Prix...zzzz, nosebag, ere, cat  nap, booze, pit zzz.

Another enthralling day in the life of GROWLER.

 

Wha'?
Where's the friggin' Grand Prox gone to too?

It finished about 2 hours ago ..... Vettel won, Button second.

Oh great.

I just found out on that on tv listings, deliberately doing it that way to avoid the result.
iPlayer DID beckon.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

  

[Snoopy]

Bog done. 

Neoghbour now tells me that the diaphraghm in the flushy big white plastic box thingy in the middle is nearly goosed.

Nosebag beckons, vat return, 'ere, 'ill (me), assisting somebody that's  horny and all alone in United Kingdom, Grand Prix...zzzz, nosebag, ere, cat  nap, booze, pit zzz.

Another enthralling day in the life of GROWLER.

 

Wha'?
Where's the friggin' Grand Prox gone to too?

It finished about 2 hours ago ..... Vettel won, Button second.

Oh great.

I just found out on that on tv listings, deliberately doing it that way to avoid the result.
iPlayer DID beckon.

Was there ever any doubt as to the outcome?

Schumacher crashed if that's any consolation

[GROWLER]

I could still watch it at approx 11:30 tonight. 
Betterer than a mug o' 'ot choccy to aid kippin' probably.

I got all confuzzled and conflicticated over the time factors and also due to the fact that it is / was a evening / night race, doh.  

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have decided that I need to 'get a man in'.  I have not been able to do as much in the garden as I would liked due to circumstances beyond my control.  The garden here is on a slope I fear I may need an 'up hill gardener' I am not at all sure how to word the advert. 

[Nick]

I could still watch it at approx 11:30 tonight. 
Betterer than a mug o' 'ot choccy to aid kippin' probably.

I got all confuzzled and conflicticated over the time factors and also due to the fact that it is / was a evening / night race, doh.  

Don't the clocks change soon?

[Miss Demeanour]

I have had an unexpected phone call today !

My ex father in law , who moved abroad when the brat was about 4, with his new wife.

He still stays in touch with the brat via her dad etc but he rang today to speak to me 

He just wanted to say he was proud of me for raising the brat    he obviously has very little expectations. Left me thinking he is going through a 'to do ' list . He says he is ok but i guess he would 

[GROWLER]

I could still watch it at approx 11:30 tonight. 
Betterer than a mug o' 'ot choccy to aid kippin' probably.

I got all confuzzled and conflicticated over the time factors and also due to the fact that it is / was a evening / night race, doh.  

Don't the clocks change soon?

The shape of yer fat scruffy gingery bearded 'ed will be soon.

[Barman]

I have decided that I need to 'get a man in'.  I have not been able to do as much in the garden as I would liked due to circumstances beyond my control.  The garden here is on a slope I fear I may need an 'up hill gardener' I am not at all sure how to word the advert. 

PM Tipsy like.... 

[Barman]

I have had an unexpected phone call today !

My ex father in law , who moved abroad when the brat was about 4, with his new wife.

He still stays in touch with the brat via her dad etc but he rang today to speak to me 

He just wanted to say he was proud of me for raising the brat    he obviously has very little expectations. Left me thinking he is going through a 'to do ' list . He says he is ok but i guess he would 

 

[Nick]

I have decided that I need to 'get a man in'.  I have not been able to do as much in the garden as I would liked due to circumstances beyond my control.  The garden here is on a slope I fear I may need an 'up hill gardener' I am not at all sure how to word the advert. 

PM Tipsy like.... 

[Barman]

I have decided that I need to 'get a man in'.  I have not been able to do as much in the garden as I would liked due to circumstances beyond my control.  The garden here is on a slope I fear I may need an 'up hill gardener' I am not at all sure how to word the advert. 

PM Tipsy like.... 

You told me to say it! 

[Darwins Selection]

I have had an unexpected phone call today !

My ex father in law , who moved abroad when the brat was about 4, with his new wife.

He still stays in touch with the brat via her dad etc but he rang today to speak to me 

He just wanted to say he was proud of me for raising the brat    he obviously has very little expectations. Left me thinking he is going through a 'to do ' list . He says he is ok but i guess he would 

 

Quite possibly, but they usually contain disproportionate amounts of honesty.

Odds are, he really does think you have done a good job, as you no doubt have. I know it just doesn't feel that way at the time.