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[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Just returned from a local 6th form college. The remit was an hours talk on entrepreneurship/ Starting your own photography business.

We were faced with 9 students who apart from one latecomer could barely utter a sentence between them and 2 assistants because most of them had special needs, like having a brain implant!

The latecomer, the only black face in the room, was wearing a hoodie covered in bling and would not shut up as he already had his own business.

The students have no hope of getting a job but are at the college to get a certificate.  Once the boxes have all been ticked child gets bit of paper, college gets loadsa money.

The college is a new build and the wing that we were in was completed last september. The room that we were in had 19 brand new Apple computers all loaded with the latest softwear in all about 20Ks worth of kit, not including the cameras and assorted attachments th wasat were in the 'cupboard' just waiting to be used.

Mr C was way off the mark with his part of the presentation because we had been given the wrong remit (talk to a group of 6th formers who want and are keen  to start their own photography business). I was lucky insofar as I was on second with the Q & A session.

Unfortunately there was no opportunity to accidentally slip one of the Apples into my brief case.

No apple for teacher then...? 

[apc2010]

Just returned from a local 6th form college. The remit was an hours talk on entrepreneurship/ Starting your own photography business.

We were faced with 9 students who apart from one latecomer could barely utter a sentence between them and 2 assistants because most of them had special needs, like having a brain implant!

The latecomer, the only black face in the room, was wearing a hoodie covered in bling and would not shut up as he already had his own business.

The students have no hope of getting a job but are at the college to get a certificate.  Once the boxes have all been ticked child gets bit of paper, college gets loadsa money.

The college is a new build and the wing that we were in was completed last september. The room that we were in had 19 brand new Apple computers all loaded with the latest softwear in all about 20Ks worth of kit, not including the cameras and assorted attachments th wasat were in the 'cupboard' just waiting to be used.

Mr C was way off the mark with his part of the presentation because we had been given the wrong remit (talk to a group of 6th formers who want and are keen  to start their own photography business). I was lucky insofar as I was on second with the Q & A session.

Unfortunately there was no opportunity to accidentally slip one of the Apples into my brief case.

No apple for teacher then...? 

 

[apc2010]

Appear to have a 3 week old kitten ........... ......

[Barman]

Appear to have a 3 week old kitten ........... ......

 

[miss Tchevious]

this is him...

[Nick]

Call it Fluffy

[Barman]

this is him...

Sack >>> brick >>> pool 

[miss Tchevious]

 

[apc2010]

Call it Fluffy

That name has been used .........thanks to you........

[apc2010]

May not last long .........Miss T nearly sat on him 3 times.......

[Barman]

They last for ages... 

Ten years of vets bills, monthly de-worming and flea & tick treatments... 

Not to mention getting it neutered in the first place like... 

Oh and food bills, don't forget the food bills.... 

Or having all your furniture torn to pieces... or all the shit and piss on the kitchen floor when you come down in the morning and walk through it with your bare feet... 

Enjoy! 

[GROWLER]

this is him...

Sack >>> brick >>> pool 

A man after me own 'eart.
+1
Bravo.
Spot on.
Most excellent advice.

Get shut of the rancid shit bag.

[GROWLER]

Call it Fluffy

Mmmmmm, 'Fluffy pie' 

[The Moan Ranger]

this is him...

Sack >>> brick >>> pool 

A man after me own 'eart.
+1
Bravo.
Spot on.
Most excellent advice.

Get shut of the rancid shit bag.

Thirded