The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Wha'? 

SHIT BAGS....ALL OF 'EM!!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

this is him...

Sack >>> brick >>> pool 

A man after me own 'eart.
+1
Bravo.
Spot on.
Most excellent advice.

Get shut of the rancid shit bag.

Thirded 

Fourthded.  Except Jim of course.  Terrapin and kitten cassoulet has a certain ring to it.

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

What now you like terrapins?  Jim is a cat of mature years and is well behaved. He even, when here, torments the problem dogs  and craps in the garden of my neighbours from hell. He is a welcome visitor at all times as are you for all the same reasons.
















Oh except the mature bit.

[tel]

Mature pussy 

[Snoopy]

What now you like terrapins?  Jim is a cat of mature years and is well behaved. He even, when here, torments the problem dogs  and craps in the garden of my neighbours from hell. He is a welcome visitor at all times as are you for all the same reasons.
















Oh except the mature bit.

You make Nick crap in next door's garden 
I know it's Sheffield but surely you've gorra inside bog 

[GROWLER]

Looks like you're outnumbered 'ere sunshine!  

Ratcats. Spawn of the devil.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

What now you like terrapins?  Jim is a cat of mature years and is well behaved. He even, when here, torments the problem dogs  and craps in the garden of my neighbours from hell. He is a welcome visitor at all times as are you for all the same reasons.
















Oh except the mature bit.

You make Nick crap in next door's garden 
I know it's Sheffield but surely you've gorra inside bog

Well, no I didn't make him he just chose to do so.  We have an inside lav which we flush at least once a day.  Oh, and Tel go and wash your mouth out, modesty prevents me from completing on here just what was going through my mind.

[Just One More]

Appear to have a 3 week old kitten ........... ......

Shouldn't it be with its mum longer    .... poor Fluffy 

[GROWLER]

Appear to have a 3 week old kitten ........... ......

Shouldn't it be with its mum longer    .... poor Fluffy 

Needs to be in the bottom of BM's 'pool even longer.

[Nick]

Agreed. I like cats 

[GROWLER]

Agreed. I like cats 

But they're verminous creatures masquerading as warm and cuddly pets.
In reality they are moody selfish greedy filthy cretinous howling monsters.
They're only nice to you when it suits them, in fact I'd go so far as saying that most of them must be wimmin.

[tel]

What now you like terrapins?  Jim is a cat of mature years and is well behaved. He even, when here, torments the problem dogs  and craps in the garden of my neighbours from hell. He is a welcome visitor at all times as are you for all the same reasons.
















Oh except the mature bit.

You make Nick crap in next door's garden 
I know it's Sheffield but surely you've gorra inside bog

Well, no I didn't make him he just chose to do so.  We have an inside lav which we flush at least once a day.  Oh, and Tel go and wash your mouth out, modesty prevents me from completing on here just what was going through my mind.

I don't mind a bit of immodesty, from time to time.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I like cats. 

Been in a basement all day so came home put the bikes in the berlingy and removed to another location to turn the wheel.  10 miles then ran out of light.  Where has all my evening gone.