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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13395 on: September 28, 2011, 08:38:48 AM »
Garden leave today.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13396 on: September 28, 2011, 08:40:56 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13397 on: September 28, 2011, 08:41:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 28, 2011, 08:38:48 AM
Garden leave today.

Not allowed to leave the garden...?  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13398 on: September 28, 2011, 11:16:59 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2011, 08:40:56 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 28, 2011, 08:38:48 AM
Garden leave today.
Sweeping them up?

They haven't fallen yet. noooo:

Sadly BM I have not yet managed to get out there. noooo: Something I am getting a tad grumpy about. Next I will be getting grumpy about being grumpy because it's my fault that I can't get out there. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13399 on: September 28, 2011, 11:19:32 AM »
Well I am in the garden and rubbing down the garden gate - which means I am covered in black shite... and grumpy...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13400 on: September 28, 2011, 11:54:19 AM »
Back from the horsepickle.

Usual prodding and poking ~ "Results will be with your GP in about a week"  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13401 on: September 28, 2011, 12:00:21 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 28, 2011, 11:54:19 AM
Back from the horsepickle.

Usual prodding and poking ~ "Results will be with your GP in about a week"  ::)

. . . or the Coroner.   whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13402 on: September 28, 2011, 12:01:34 PM »
Possiblee  tunble:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13403 on: September 28, 2011, 12:16:57 PM »
I am currently sitting in the beer garden of my local, drinking Young's, smoking Golden Vagina and very, very content.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13404 on: September 28, 2011, 12:40:54 PM »
Werking at home this afternoon  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13405 on: September 28, 2011, 12:54:47 PM »
i.e. dossing ;-)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13406 on: September 28, 2011, 12:56:52 PM »
I am applying for jobs  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13407 on: September 28, 2011, 01:02:26 PM »
Preparing for an interview on friday
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13408 on: September 28, 2011, 01:13:47 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 28, 2011, 12:54:47 PM
i.e. dossing ;-)

Oh noes ...I have been working very hard lately  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13409 on: September 28, 2011, 01:18:41 PM »
I shall be going to London tomorrow. I shall obviously visit the Wetherspoon's at Victoria. I have a nice scar on my right shoulder thanks to my little stumble and a nice scar on my bonce thanks to the blick fellas that burgled me. I think tomorrow I shall aim for a nice scar on my left shoulder, for symmetry, like :-)
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