The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Pirate]

Black side up...

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Well I wasnt going to tell him to light a fire under it I was looking out for his elf like...   It was prolly a jar of vegimite he's got off that amazing link he orders from.

[Darwins Selection]

I've never heard of bitumen being applied with a trowel.

Oh friendly bombs, come fall on Slough. . .

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

This morning I was mostly trying not to throttle the lovely Rebecca.

There are people on this course who have been going to if for four years. This is an intermediate photography course.  I would have thought that they would have realised that something isn't working.

Woodstock has something close to 100 students in all, spread across diverse courses. She can confirm than anyone whose name can be shortened to "Becky" is usually dumb. She and her fellow tutors refer to all such as "The Beckies".
The THW reported that she was sooooooo pleased not to have a single "Becky" on her course.

Ahh so the 'collective wisdom' which is the VP, has discovered 'Becky syndrome' I believe we may be entitled to a grant.

[Barman]

Had my flu jab today.

And...?

It was where I was .... having my flu jab.  How much bitumen did you inhale?

Loads... you have to put it on with a trowel like.... 


... but then you would know that of course...

I've never heard of bitumen being applied with a trowel. Are you part of Murphy's Mob 

Thass wot it said on the tine like...

[Just One More]

Had my flu jab today.

And...?

It was where I was .... having my flu jab.  How much bitumen did you inhale?

Loads... you have to put it on with a trowel like.... 


... but then you would know that of course...

I've never heard of bitumen being applied with a trowel. Are you part of Murphy's Mob 

Thass wot it said on the tine like...

You get tines on forks, not trowels. No wonder LL had you gravel the garden 

[Barman]

Had my flu jab today.

And...?

It was where I was .... having my flu jab.  How much bitumen did you inhale?

Loads... you have to put it on with a trowel like.... 


... but then you would know that of course...

I've never heard of bitumen being applied with a trowel. Are you part of Murphy's Mob 

Thass wot it said on the tine like...

You get tines on forks, not trowels. No wonder LL had you gravel the garden 

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Right West Brom, here I come  here we go. 

[Darwins Selection]

Had my flu jab today.

And...?

It was where I was .... having my flu jab.  How much bitumen did you inhale?

Loads... you have to put it on with a trowel like.... 


... but then you would know that of course...

I've never heard of bitumen being applied with a trowel. Are you part of Murphy's Mob 

Thass wot it said on the tine like...

You get tines on forks, not trowels. No wonder LL had you gravel the garden 

You also get fog on the tine.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Had my flu jab today.

And...?

It was where I was .... having my flu jab.  How much bitumen did you inhale?

Loads... you have to put it on with a trowel like.... 


... but then you would know that of course...

I've never heard of bitumen being applied with a trowel. Are you part of Murphy's Mob 

Thass wot it said on the tine like...

You get tines on forks, not trowels. No wonder LL had you gravel the garden 

You also get fog on the tine.

If you get fog on the tine don't you have to sing about it or has my mind really gone completely.

Lindisfarne - Fog on the Tyne

Thank heavens for that.

[Snoopy]

Gazza Fog On the Tyne

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

This morning at about 2.30AM Mr C and I were woken by our neighbours barking dogs I know that there is a thread on here somewhere regarding said dogs barking but like Snoops can't be arsed to find it.
It gave us both a great deal of grumpy satisfaction to get dressed and go and knock on his door very loudly until he came down and opened the door.  We pointed out very politely that the the dogs were barking. His response was that he had not heard them and that they were not his dogs but his sons and that he was willing to go and throw some cold water over them.

I am now up to director level with the Councillor who are willing to come to the house  I have a meeting with our local MP in a week or so.

Despite all of this and wanting to own a dog myself I want to BBQ the sodding things. I know that is not the fault of the dogs, they are semi working dogs and bored out of their brains and if I could keeeel the owner I would.

Recipes will follow shortly.


 

[GROWLER]

This morning at about 2.30AM Mr C and I were woken by our neighbours barking dogs I know that there is a thread on here somewhere regarding said dogs barking but like Snoops can't be arsed to find it.
It gave us both a great deal of grumpy satisfaction to get dressed and go and knock on his door very loudly until he came down and opened the door.  We pointed out very politely that the the dogs were barking. His response was that he had not heard them and that they were not his dogs but his sons and that he was willing to go and throw some cold water over them.

I am now up to director level with the Councillor who are willing to come to the house  I have a meeting with our local MP in a week or so.

Despite all of this and wanting to own a dog myself I want to BBQ the sodding things. I know that is not the fault of the dogs, they are semi working dogs and bored out of their brains and if I could keeeel the owner I would.

Recipes will follow shortly.


 

Excellent, and it takes some 'bottle' to do that, not knowing how the resident is going to react.
Is the gormless twat deaf btw?

[Just One More]

This morning at about 2.30AM Mr C and I were woken by our neighbours barking dogs I know that there is a thread on here somewhere regarding said dogs barking but like Snoops can't be arsed to find it.
It gave us both a great deal of grumpy satisfaction to get dressed and go and knock on his door very loudly until he came down and opened the door.  We pointed out very politely that the the dogs were barking. His response was that he had not heard them and that they were not his dogs but his sons and that he was willing to go and throw some cold water over them.

I am now up to director level with the Councillor who are willing to come to the house  I have a meeting with our local MP in a week or so.

Despite all of this and wanting to own a dog myself I want to BBQ the sodding things. I know that is not the fault of the dogs, they are semi working dogs and bored out of their brains and if I could keeeel the owner I would.

Recipes will follow shortly.


 

Excellent, and it takes some 'bottle' to do that, not knowing how the resident is going to react.
Is the gormless twat deaf btw?

I don't think he is, Miss C clearly said "Mr C and I were woken" 

[GROWLER]

Wha'?