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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13635 on: October 05, 2011, 11:37:17 AM »
I've passed on Thursday ClubTM - I don't want to get paint on me gun like....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13636 on: October 05, 2011, 11:38:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2011, 11:37:17 AM
I've passed on Thursday ClubTM - I don't want to get paint on me gun like....  noooo:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13637 on: October 05, 2011, 11:45:49 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2011, 11:37:17 AM
I've passed on Thursday ClubTM - I don't want to get paint on me gun like....  noooo:


Which translates into "LL won't let me go out to play 'cos I haven't finished my chores"  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13638 on: October 05, 2011, 11:46:59 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13639 on: October 05, 2011, 11:49:05 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 05, 2011, 11:45:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2011, 11:37:17 AM
I've passed on Thursday ClubTM - I don't want to get paint on me gun like....  noooo:


Which translates into "LL won't let me go out to play 'cos I haven't finished my chores"  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13640 on: October 05, 2011, 11:51:50 AM »
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Thursday morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart; and if the heart was young the music issued at the lips. There was cheer in every face and a spring in every step. The locust-trees were in bloom and the fragrance of the blossoms filled the air. Cardiff Hill, beyond the village and above it, was green with vegetation and it lay just far enough away to seem a Delectable Land, dreamy, reposeful, and inviting.

BM appeared on the sidewalk with a bucket of whitewash and a long-handled brush. He surveyed the fence, and all gladness left him and a deep melancholy settled down upon his spirit. Thirty yards of board fence nine feet high. Life to him seemed hollow, and existence but a burden. Sighing, he dipped his brush and passed it along the topmost plank; repeated the operation; did it again; compared the insignificant whitewashed streak with the far-reaching continent of unwhitewashed fence, and sat down on a tree-box discouraged.


With a couple of alterations it seems a familiar story is being re-enacted in Cyprus
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13641 on: October 05, 2011, 11:56:11 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13642 on: October 05, 2011, 11:56:44 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13643 on: October 05, 2011, 12:02:10 PM »
It was my own choice like!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13644 on: October 05, 2011, 12:02:55 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13645 on: October 05, 2011, 12:04:58 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13646 on: October 05, 2011, 12:08:38 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13647 on: October 05, 2011, 12:12:14 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13649 on: October 05, 2011, 01:13:01 PM »
Have just spoken to the local council.....Tossers
Have just spoken to RSPCA........Tossers
Have just spoken to lawyer........Tossers
Have just spoken to surgery the receptionists are great the doctors.........Tossers

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I will now go and pick tomatoes then cook, not me personally rather cook the tomatoes with garlic and onions.
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