The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Have just spoken to the local council.....Tossers
Have just spoken to RSPCA........Tossers
Have just spoken to lawyer........Tossers
Have just spoken to surgery the receptionists are great the doctors.........Tossers

 

I will now go and pick tomatoes then cook, not me personally rather cook the tomatoes with garlic and onions.

RSPCA are the scum of the Earth now - interested only in their profit.... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I am still in the basement... and for those who have noticed... I moved this from where I put it incorrectly like.   

[Nick]

Is that the minema or the dungeon of lurve?

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Well it is a room full of equipment, some of which it took 8 people to work out how to get it working.   

[Nick]

New tarmac spreader?

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Do you mean Blaw Knox ?

[Nick]

SOunds like an Glaswegian euphemism 

[Barman]

Do you mean Blaw Knox ?

I thought they were called barber Greens...? 

[Just One More]

Both are correct Barman, a bit like Hoovers and Dysons. They are both great to work alongside on a cold winters night 

[Darwins Selection]

SOunds like an Glaswegian euphemism 

[GROWLER]

Have just spoken to the local council.....Tossers
Have just spoken to RSPCA........Tossers
Have just spoken to lawyer........Tossers
Have just spoken to surgery the receptionists are great the doctors.........Tossers

 

I will now go and pick tomatoes then cook, not me personally rather cook the tomatoes with garlic and onions.

Poor MC.  

I find talking to meself to be more effective tbqath.
Have you spoken to you DEAF neighbour again yet btw?

[GROWLER]

RSPCA are the scum of the Earth now - interested only in their profit.... 

I'm STILL waiting for the arse wipes to get in touch with me over 'Wulfy'  that I chose from their local branch over 2 piggin years ago.
BASTARDS!

[Nick]

I think I heard he had died

[GROWLER]

I think I heard he had died

You NEVER heard any such thing.
Stop being such a nasty twat will you?

[Nick]

He was pining for you