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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13710 on: October 06, 2011, 09:42:59 PM »
On way ....for why ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13711 on: October 06, 2011, 09:43:46 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13712 on: October 06, 2011, 09:45:11 PM »
Didin'y say I drank all your stocks though...drank my own from a reputable pub I'll have you know  whistle:

Didin'y...you Scottish now?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13713 on: October 06, 2011, 09:48:14 PM »
Austerity measures ....diet coke from the pub , vodka from me bag  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13714 on: October 06, 2011, 09:58:21 PM »
Austerity measures ....diet coke from the pub , vodka from me bag  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13715 on: October 06, 2011, 10:23:32 PM »
I've just got back from a job in Somerset...my head is ringing from road noise and I'm tired and hungry...glass of red first though and going down nicely... cloud9:

WHERE IS THE RED WINE EMOTICON... cussing:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13716 on: October 07, 2011, 06:57:59 AM »
RIGHT!

I've 'ad me bacon 'n' eggs, second cuppa char and me first ciggy ..... BRING ON THE DAY, I'M READY!  fence:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13717 on: October 07, 2011, 07:37:56 AM »
RIGHT!

I've 'ad me bacon 'n' eggs, second cuppa char and me first ciggy ..... BRING ON THE DAY, I'M READY!  fence:

Ahh one of those days then Snoops?  I am trying to summon up the energy to have a day of mental sparring so far I am failing miserably.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13718 on: October 07, 2011, 07:39:50 AM »
I'm going to the dentist... did I tell you like...?  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13719 on: October 07, 2011, 07:45:33 AM »
I thought you'd gone already  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13720 on: October 07, 2011, 07:46:32 AM »
I thought you'd gone already  lol:

No, I'm working up to it....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13721 on: October 07, 2011, 10:40:52 AM »
I'm on a train heading for Victoria...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13722 on: October 07, 2011, 11:06:04 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13723 on: October 07, 2011, 11:27:07 AM »
New PIN for my credit card came yesterday ~ since it is a replacement for a forgotten number  redface: I have to go to an ATM to register it, whilst there I thought I'd change the new pin for one I could remember.


So I drive to ASDA, where they are digging up the car park. I manage to park and toddle to the machines. There is of course a queue of people withdrawing £10 each  Banghead Have any of them got their card out of their handbags? NO!  cussing:

So the queue edges forward.

Now for those unfamiliar with the area ASDA are right next to the sea. All there is twixt me and the Irish sea is the car park and a few sand dunes. AND a squall comes off the sea at gale force 8. I got drenched in icy rain and hail. No point in walking back to the car as I'd have got just as wet crossing the car park into the howling storm.

Eventually I find myself in the front of the queue .... machine doesn't do "PIN Services"  Banghead

So I queue for the next machine along. Still in the deluge. Thunder and lightning!  eeek:

Wimmin faffing in handbags.

Finally I get another go .... this time the machine does provide "PIN Services"

Job done. Number registered, number changed. Dripping wet I turn away, pocketing my card. Woman behind me says "It's a bugger when you find you've no money left innit?"  eeek:

"I have money" I said "I was just registering my card and changing the PIN"

"Course you have deary" she smirks

I FVCKING HATE PEOPLE!  Angry9:

Back in the car and what happens? Correct ~ The squall blows over and the sun comes out.

THANK YOU GOD!  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13724 on: October 07, 2011, 11:36:14 AM »
I have just related the foregoing to Woodstock .........................




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