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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13770 on: October 10, 2011, 05:06:36 PM »
Like a Dungeon of Lurve? eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13771 on: October 10, 2011, 05:10:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 10, 2011, 04:28:41 PM
The Brat is going do lally tap because of this :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15243892.

She is meant to be meeting a friend shortly and can't get in touch.

"Have you got her landline number" I helpfully suggest

" What do I want that for she barks"

I walked away ...it was too easy  whistle:

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"So I have no email, Twitter or BBM on my BlackBerry," said Amanda, a Twitter user from Twickenham
"I may as well cut one of my arms off too *angry face*."

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13772 on: October 10, 2011, 05:44:59 PM »
So TMR is ex-communiwotsit. Well on here anyway.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13773 on: October 10, 2011, 07:42:03 PM »
Got a call at 6pm have to meet this Cypriot bloke at 7pm ..............got washed and changed arrived on time ..........left at 9.30 he was still got there ..... cussing:

Get home the phone rings .........want someone to work tomorrow ....can you come down and talk .......... Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13774 on: October 11, 2011, 04:35:08 AM »
She's coming home,
She's coming home,
Me-Mi's coming home!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13775 on: October 11, 2011, 05:55:35 AM »
Trying to get this out of my mind. evil:

Meri Wilson - Telephone Man (1977)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13776 on: October 11, 2011, 06:50:48 AM »
Hey larly larly, hey larly larly  Banghead   (But it brought back very nice memories of my working as Bar Manager in a night club)  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13777 on: October 11, 2011, 06:56:53 AM »
I'm sure you were very professional  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13778 on: October 11, 2011, 11:27:00 AM »
We're back...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13779 on: October 11, 2011, 12:27:11 PM »
As am I.  Have been to the other side of Sheffield to collect some pallets from a very nice chap called Nathan.  Written on the bottom of the emails that he sent me was#


Nathan ******** Panache, lingerie maintenance. eeek:

I so wanted to ask but couldn't, nor could I bring myself to take him a couple of old bras. surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13780 on: October 11, 2011, 02:41:04 PM »
Right then. Off out shortly for a very late lunch, a couple of beers and then......Bob Dylan scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13781 on: October 11, 2011, 03:52:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2011, 02:41:04 PM
Right then. Off out shortly for a very late lunch, a couple of beers and then......Bob Dylan scared2:

Right, I'll tell the papers to update his obituary.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13782 on: October 11, 2011, 04:17:42 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 11, 2011, 03:52:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2011, 02:41:04 PM
Right then. Off out shortly for a very late lunch, a couple of beers and then......Bob Dylan scared2:

Right, I'll tell the papers to update his obituary.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13783 on: October 11, 2011, 04:34:59 PM »
I am perplexed.  I've received an Air Mail letter from Cuz#1 on the other side of the world.  It's postmarked 9th Sept.  39 days to get here by Air Mail   eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13784 on: October 11, 2011, 04:37:12 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 11, 2011, 04:34:59 PM
I am perplexed.  I've received an Air Mail letter from Cuz#1 on the other side of the world.  It's postmarked 9th Sept.  39 days to get here by Air Mail   eeek:

Welcome to my world....

The speed of post here is inversely proportional to the amount you want/need the posted item...  evil:
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