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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14010 on: October 23, 2011, 04:07:37 PM »
Thank you! I've been avoiding the score so as to watch it on MotD2  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14011 on: October 23, 2011, 04:08:59 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14012 on: October 23, 2011, 04:12:43 PM »
Should have posted it in the Sports Bar  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14013 on: October 23, 2011, 04:13:22 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 23, 2011, 04:07:37 PM
Thank you! I've been avoiding the score so as to watch it on MotD2  cussing:

Sorry Unc.  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14014 on: October 23, 2011, 04:14:34 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14015 on: October 23, 2011, 04:15:01 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 23, 2011, 04:07:37 PM
Thank you! I've been avoiding the score so as to watch it on MotD2  cussing:

Oh dear...you should avoid t'internet as well in that case Unc  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14016 on: October 23, 2011, 04:20:21 PM »
Reminds me of a clip from Till Death Do Us Part

Alf Garnett - Don't tell me the score, I'm gonna watch it later
Else (Dandy Nicholls) - I wouldn't bother, you never enjoy it when there's no goals
Alf - rants  cussing: cussing:  cussing: ...silly moo
Else - sometimes I think you love West Ham more than me
Alt - (muttering)  I love Fulham more than you  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14017 on: October 23, 2011, 04:23:29 PM »
There was a Likely Lads episode where they avoided the the result of an England match only to sit down to watch it and find that it had been called off at the last moment.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14018 on: October 23, 2011, 04:44:05 PM »
I drove to Cheltenham straight from work to watch university rugby last season, only to arrive there to find out it had been cancelled the day before, but they hadn't updated the website  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14019 on: October 23, 2011, 05:27:12 PM »
I am surrounded by fruit flies. surrender:

Several weeks ago Mr C dried some tomatoes and put them in jars and covered them in olive oil to preserve them.  I found them lurking at the back of the fridge today. On opening they fizzed.  I am wondering if there is a market for a sort of greasy tomato and garlic alcopop.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14020 on: October 23, 2011, 05:42:00 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 23, 2011, 04:20:21 PM
Reminds me of a clip from Till Death Do Us Part

Alf Garnett - Don't tell me the score, I'm gonna watch it later
Else (Dandy Nicholls) - I wouldn't bother, you never enjoy it when there's no goals
Alf - rants  cussing: cussing:  cussing: ...silly moo
Else - sometimes I think you love West Ham more than me
Alt - (muttering)  I love Fulham more than you  ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14021 on: October 23, 2011, 05:56:27 PM »
Been for a drink with Baldy for his birthday .................. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14022 on: October 23, 2011, 05:58:34 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 23, 2011, 05:56:27 PM
Been for a drink with Baldy for his birthday .................. cloud9:

Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14023 on: October 23, 2011, 05:59:17 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2011, 03:34:07 PM
Bugger, I knew I should have given in to that for the hell of it urge and put a bet down on the Man U v Man City game. 6-1 to Man City  Banghead

Oh just HOW did I chortle at THAT scoreline ey? happy001

The owld beetrot face whiskey nose looked as though he was going to instantly combust! happy001

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14024 on: October 23, 2011, 06:00:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 23, 2011, 05:58:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 23, 2011, 05:56:27 PM
Been for a drink with Baldy for his birthday .................. cloud9:

Popcorn:

He has been out since 10am ........... noooo:
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