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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14160 on: October 30, 2011, 04:49:59 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on October 30, 2011, 04:13:28 PM
I've just had my six monthly fight with the duvet cover and bolster pillow case...why is it so bloody difficult and knackering...

That reminds me  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14161 on: October 30, 2011, 04:50:22 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on October 30, 2011, 04:13:28 PM
I've just had my six monthly fight with the duvet cover and bolster pillow case...why is it so bloody difficult and knackering...

Hot date .............. rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14162 on: October 30, 2011, 04:51:37 PM »
Just trying to impress Miss D ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14163 on: October 30, 2011, 04:56:58 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14164 on: October 30, 2011, 05:39:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2011, 02:25:16 PM
I have been invited out tonight  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14165 on: October 30, 2011, 05:39:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2011, 04:51:37 PM
Just trying to impress Miss D ::)

6 months  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14166 on: October 30, 2011, 05:40:32 PM »
Get in quick while they are fresh, like  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14167 on: October 30, 2011, 05:44:38 PM »
I'm sure he would like to enjoy the new bed linen sensation on his own  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14168 on: October 30, 2011, 05:45:33 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14169 on: October 30, 2011, 09:42:58 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 30, 2011, 05:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2011, 02:25:16 PM
I have been invited out tonight  cloud9:
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To a lecture on the history of British pig breeds evil:

£10 to the charity of your choice if you can stand up in front of the audience and ask a cleverly worded risque question about pork in cider  ;)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D............. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14170 on: October 30, 2011, 09:44:29 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 30, 2011, 05:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2011, 02:25:16 PM
I have been invited out tonight  cloud9:
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To a lecture on the history of British pig breeds evil:

£10 to the charity of your choice if you can stand up in front of the audience and ask a cleverly worded risque question about pork in cider  ;)


Naturally I didn't go  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14171 on: October 30, 2011, 09:46:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 30, 2011, 05:44:38 PM
I'm sure he would like to enjoy the new bed linen sensation on his own  lol:

Oh...I get the silk stuff out for specials occasions...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14172 on: October 30, 2011, 09:47:18 PM »
You have silk pants eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14173 on: October 30, 2011, 09:47:51 PM »
Home early .........sick ........even turned down free food and booze......... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14174 on: October 30, 2011, 09:51:32 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 30, 2011, 09:47:51 PM
Home early .........sick ........even turned down free food and booze......... noooo:
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