The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

DId you injure her arm at all? 

 

What birof 'er did you injure then ey?

Was she a bit cross like?

She was not happy.... 

I took her to the horsepickle...

In the car park there was a big space (for the Pajero like - not her arse) but there was a concrete shelf sticking out that had air conditioning units sitting on it...

I says "nip out and make sure I don't reverse the spare wheel into that shelf...."

So she stands behind the car and waves me back the last couple of feet...

She was standing between the car and the concrete shelf!

Whacking her hand on the back of the car she was... to get me to move forward like! 

Luckily we were at the horepickle really... 

 

[Nick]

Is your kennel comfy?

[Barman]

Is your kennel comfy?

Cold... 

[apc2010]

DId you injure her arm at all? 

 

What birof 'er did you injure then ey?

Was she a bit cross like?

She was not happy.... 

I took her to the horsepickle...

In the car park there was a big space (for the Pajero like - not her arse) but there was a concrete shelf sticking out that had air conditioning units sitting on it...

I says "nip out and make sure I don't reverse the spare wheel into that shelf...."

So she stands behind the car and waves me back the last couple of feet...

She was standing between the car and the concrete shelf!

Whacking her hand on the back of the car she was... to get me to move forward like! 

Luckily we were at the horepickle really... 

 

 

[Barman]

DId you injure her arm at all? 

 

What birof 'er did you injure then ey?

Was she a bit cross like?

She was not happy.... 

I took her to the horsepickle...

In the car park there was a big space (for the Pajero like - not her arse) but there was a concrete shelf sticking out that had air conditioning units sitting on it...

I says "nip out and make sure I don't reverse the spare wheel into that shelf...."

So she stands behind the car and waves me back the last couple of feet...

She was standing between the car and the concrete shelf!

Whacking her hand on the back of the car she was... to get me to move forward like! 

Luckily we were at the horepickle really... 

 

 

Wha...? Shrugs;

[apc2010]

DId you injure her arm at all? 

 

What birof 'er did you injure then ey?

Was she a bit cross like?

She was not happy.... 

I took her to the horsepickle...

In the car park there was a big space (for the Pajero like - not her arse) but there was a concrete shelf sticking out that had air conditioning units sitting on it...

I says "nip out and make sure I don't reverse the spare wheel into that shelf...."

So she stands behind the car and waves me back the last couple of feet...

She was standing between the car and the concrete shelf!

Whacking her hand on the back of the car she was... to get me to move forward like! 

Luckily we were at the horepickle really... 

 

 

Wha...? Shrugs;

Tell her .............she gets free drinks...........

[Barman]

DId you injure her arm at all? 

 

What birof 'er did you injure then ey?

Was she a bit cross like?

She was not happy.... 

I took her to the horsepickle...

In the car park there was a big space (for the Pajero like - not her arse) but there was a concrete shelf sticking out that had air conditioning units sitting on it...

I says "nip out and make sure I don't reverse the spare wheel into that shelf...."

So she stands behind the car and waves me back the last couple of feet...

She was standing between the car and the concrete shelf!

Whacking her hand on the back of the car she was... to get me to move forward like! 

Luckily we were at the horepickle really... 

 

 

Wha...? Shrugs;

Tell her .............she gets free drinks...........

Bouncer...? 

[GROWLER]

Bounce her?

Hasn't she had enuf excitement for one day already like?

[Nick]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

The Hawthorns collecting tickets.   

[Nick]

Folks at No. 92 having a raffle?

[Tipsy Gipsy]

 

[Snoopy]

Yet another hospital appointment ~ this one advises that I should be prepared to be in clinic for at least 2 hours.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Cardiac rehab today.  Circuit training followed by a lecture about healthy eating.  Apparently lard and a constant diet of double loaded stuffed crust pizzas with extra pepperoni are not good for you. 

I have to do this twice a week for 5 weeks then and only then can I join the local gym.

[tel]

Cardiac rehab today.  Circuit training followed by a lecture about healthy eating.  Apparently lard and a constant diet of double loaded stuffed crust pizzas with extra pepperoni are not good for you. 

I have to do this twice a week for 5 weeks then and only then can I join the local gym.

Tis fun. Wait until you get on the stepper!