But you are that fat
Piggin' NOT you ugly ginger munter pig.
Now YOU, yes
YOU, are fat, that's A ABSOLUTE 100% FACT, and the reason?
'Cus you just sit on yer fat wobbly lardy arse, with yer equally fat lazy lardy gut 'anging out of yer rancid filthy baked bean stained fag burned beige jumper, doin' absolutely nowt but smokin and mixin' yer stinkin' rancid shitty pies.