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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14460 on: November 13, 2011, 10:39:38 AM »
I'm in the belly of an A330.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14461 on: November 13, 2011, 11:02:36 AM »
I have a long list of things that I need to do.  I don't have the inclination to do them.  Therefore I am now making a long list of excuses. I will now go and look at the kitchen decide that I really should get to and clean it then wander back in here with a mug of coffee. redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14462 on: November 13, 2011, 11:06:20 AM »
I am werking on MeMi and smell strongly of KY Jelly....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14463 on: November 13, 2011, 12:01:22 PM »
Ewwww I'm not going to ask what you are doing, still I suppose it gives the goats a break. noooo:

I have cleaned the kitchen put some beans into soak and retrieved my bucket from the pantry which is half full of cake, the bucket that is not the pantry that is half full of cake making ingredients.

I have also found the Sea sick Steve CD that Mr Warren left here. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14464 on: November 13, 2011, 12:03:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 13, 2011, 12:01:22 PM
Ewwww I'm not going to ask what you are doing, still I suppose it gives the goats a break. noooo:

I have cleaned the kitchen put some beans into soak and retrieved my bucket from the pantry which is half full of cake, the bucket that is not the pantry that is half full of cake making ingredients.

I have also found the Sea sick Steve CD that Mr Warren left here. angel1

Tsk, tsk...  nonono:

It is a water-based lubricant which (unlike washing up liquid) doesn't contain corrosive salt... I am fitting window raisers...  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14465 on: November 13, 2011, 12:55:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 13, 2011, 12:03:29 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 13, 2011, 12:01:22 PM
Ewwww I'm not going to ask what you are doing, still I suppose it gives the goats a break. noooo:

I have cleaned the kitchen put some beans into soak and retrieved my bucket from the pantry which is half full of cake, the bucket that is not the pantry that is half full of cake making ingredients.

I have also found the Sea sick Steve CD that Mr Warren left here. angel1

Tsk, tsk...  nonono:

It is a water-based lubricant which (unlike washing up liquid) doesn't contain corrosive salt... I am fitting window raisers...  angel1

I am sure it will be to the long-term benefit of the window raiser as well as helping you get it up quickly.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14466 on: November 13, 2011, 01:14:39 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2011, 12:55:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 13, 2011, 12:03:29 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 13, 2011, 12:01:22 PM
Ewwww I'm not going to ask what you are doing, still I suppose it gives the goats a break. noooo:

I have cleaned the kitchen put some beans into soak and retrieved my bucket from the pantry which is half full of cake, the bucket that is not the pantry that is half full of cake making ingredients.

I have also found the Sea sick Steve CD that Mr Warren left here. angel1

Tsk, tsk...  nonono:

It is a water-based lubricant which (unlike washing up liquid) doesn't contain corrosive salt... I am fitting window raisers...  angel1

I am sure it will be to the long-term benefit of the window raiser as well as helping you get it up quickly.

Fnarf!  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14467 on: November 13, 2011, 05:47:36 PM »
WHat in all buggeration are they doing to the M53 cussing: cussing: cussing:  It's like a fooking roadworks museum  cussing:
Anyhoo, I have been expanding the Boy's reading horizons angel1.



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14468 on: November 13, 2011, 05:49:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 13, 2011, 05:47:36 PM
WHat in all buggeration are they doing to the M53 cussing: cussing: cussing:  It's like a fooking roadworks museum  cussing:
Anyhoo, I have been expanding the Boy's reading horizons angel1.




Has he got a copy of The Beano folded up inside it...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14469 on: November 13, 2011, 05:49:36 PM »
Looks well pleased with it  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14470 on: November 14, 2011, 08:26:41 AM »
And so the morning begins................... noooo:

Just got into work and already had reports of 'misbehaviour' from a member of my team.  evil:

Apparently a group of them went drinking on Friday night to a local pub round here. All quite normal and fine except this bloke is always trouble when he has a drink  noooo:. This is the ferret keeping Liverpudlian , young lad that needs to grow up  big time. The one that also that put a grievance in against me for not recommending him for a promotion under our performance management system.

Anyways seems he got out of his head and full on dropped his kegs in front of the whole pub. The landlord didn't call the police even though he received some complaints from wimmin in the bar but has notified us and stated that he is obviously barred and will send us the evidence of CCTV of his behaviour and indecent exposure  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14471 on: November 14, 2011, 08:32:03 AM »
Good reason to sack him I'd have thought.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14472 on: November 14, 2011, 09:12:11 AM »
I actually quite like the sound of him. rubschin:

Promote him to the highest post available.  :thumbsup:
We need more nutters higher up the ladder to pur'a smile back on everyones face. ;D

You could ''ave 'in the buff' ferret running race competitions at lunch time. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14473 on: November 14, 2011, 09:25:01 AM »
Meanwhile, gob op this morning.
Root canal filling.
Luvlee! :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14474 on: November 14, 2011, 10:11:33 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 14, 2011, 08:32:03 AM
Good reason to sack him I'd have thought.
Agreed, however I bet it isn't that easy.
I assume he doen't wear 'uniform' or anything that identifies his employer.
If the police had been called and he was charged it would be easier.

As it is a 'nod and wink' report I suspect that 'word in ear' is about as far as you can go.

Unless the word in his ear gets him to thump you of course. .
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