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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14475 on: November 14, 2011, 10:25:20 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2011, 10:11:33 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 14, 2011, 08:32:03 AM
Good reason to sack him I'd have thought.
Agreed, however I bet it isn't that easy.
I assume he doen't wear 'uniform' or anything that identifies his employer.
If the police had been called and he was charged it would be easier.

As it is a 'nod and wink' report I suspect that 'word in ear' is about as far as you can go.

Unless the word in his ear gets him to thump you of course. .

You're prolly right DS but as the Landlord was able to identify the culprit and his place of work it should certainly lead to a final warning for "Bringing the Employer into disrepute" or some similar phrase. Depends how much the HR dept wants to get rid of him and/or how many jobs they know they are going to be shedding in the next few months.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14476 on: November 14, 2011, 11:28:58 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 14, 2011, 10:25:20 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2011, 10:11:33 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 14, 2011, 08:32:03 AM
Good reason to sack him I'd have thought.
Agreed, however I bet it isn't that easy.
I assume he doen't wear 'uniform' or anything that identifies his employer.
If the police had been called and he was charged it would be easier.

As it is a 'nod and wink' report I suspect that 'word in ear' is about as far as you can go.

Unless the word in his ear gets him to thump you of course. .

You're prolly right DS but as the Landlord was able to identify the culprit and his place of work it should certainly lead to a final warning for "Bringing the Employer into disrepute" or some similar phrase. Depends how much the HR dept wants to get rid of him and/or how many jobs they know they are going to be shedding in the next few months.

You can bet as a Scouser he knows his 'rights' . (No offence intended to ursine VP members)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14477 on: November 14, 2011, 01:05:52 PM »
Would have been much easier if he was arrested  noooo:

A simple charge of indecent exposure would mean he can't do his job....he is after all going into peoples homes every day  noooo:

He is well unioned up and already been to see them this morning  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14478 on: November 14, 2011, 01:13:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 14, 2011, 01:05:52 PM
Would have been much easier if he was arrested  noooo:

A simple charge of indecent exposure would mean he can't do his job....he is after all going into peoples homes every day  noooo:

He is well unioned up and already been to see them this morning  noooo:

Stuck with him then...?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14479 on: November 14, 2011, 01:15:46 PM »
Oh noes, take him out for a drink or six  this Friday and THEN call the plod :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14480 on: November 14, 2011, 01:19:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 14, 2011, 01:15:46 PM
Oh noes, take him out for a drink or six  this Friday and THEN call the plod :thumbsup:

A honey trap you say...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14481 on: November 14, 2011, 01:21:13 PM »
I am sure Miss D is not inexperienced in indecent exposure  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14482 on: November 14, 2011, 01:33:40 PM »
I have your Sea Sick bloke CD would you like me to post it back to you?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14483 on: November 14, 2011, 01:34:37 PM »
ANd my scarf!! cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14484 on: November 14, 2011, 01:37:02 PM »
I don't have your scarf.  I will ask my mother to knit you one. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14485 on: November 14, 2011, 03:00:22 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 14, 2011, 01:05:52 PM
Would have been much easier if he was arrested  noooo:

A simple charge of indecent exposure would mean he can't do his job....he is after all going into peoples homes every day  noooo:

He is well unioned up and already been to see them this morning  noooo:

It isn't too late for the Landlord to press charges now he has had time to look at the security video after receiving dozens of complaints from innocent women, shocked by the lewd act etc.

 whistle:

Perhaps if you asked his rates for an office Xmas party for 150 (or 149) staff.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14486 on: November 14, 2011, 05:41:34 PM »
Been for a beer with Baldy and his mate "Bangkok Dick"... eeek:..........quick summary ........Baldy is working (sort of)...he went to church yesterday ..... eeek:........and is in court next week ........
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14487 on: November 14, 2011, 07:03:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2011, 05:41:34 PM
Been for a beer with Baldy and his mate "Bangkok Dick"... eeek:..........quick summary ........Baldy is working (sort of)...he went to church yesterday ..... eeek:........and is in court next week ........

 eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14488 on: November 14, 2011, 07:10:48 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2011, 05:41:34 PM
he went to church yesterday ..... eeek:........and is in court next week ........

Did he nick the silver...or the lead off the roof whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14489 on: November 14, 2011, 07:12:34 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 14, 2011, 07:03:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2011, 05:41:34 PM
Been for a beer with Baldy and his mate "Bangkok Dick"... eeek:..........quick summary ........Baldy is working (sort of)...he went to church yesterday ..... eeek:........and is in court next week ........

 eeek:

Court next tuesday ........He is working near you ........maybe they should pop by for lunch .. rubschin:
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