As Jasper Carrot said, "If the world had piles, that's where they'd be"... Actually, I like The Mailbox
Never had you down as a fluffy handbag man JOM.
I too was AWOL yesterday. Gym 8 am, horsepickle, quacks, deal with half a ton of beetroot which was donated by the lovely Graham, wash dry grease and line 22 baked bean tins collapse in soggy heap.
No collapso.