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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14925 on: December 02, 2011, 02:55:06 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14926 on: December 02, 2011, 03:02:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 02, 2011, 02:50:00 PM

I am talking to some wumman called Lauren Calamari  eeek:



Not that Lauren Calamari? The one from Fire Media?

Oh  Dear, oh dear, oh dear  noooo:

Well Good Luck old boy..... I have a feeling you may need it  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14927 on: December 02, 2011, 03:16:45 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

YOu know her!!!???? Or just Googled?  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14928 on: December 02, 2011, 03:19:17 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14929 on: December 02, 2011, 03:23:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14930 on: December 02, 2011, 03:24:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14931 on: December 02, 2011, 03:28:52 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 02, 2011, 03:19:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 02, 2011, 02:52:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 02, 2011, 02:50:00 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2011, 02:47:17 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 02, 2011, 02:33:55 PM
Bizzy now writing radio ads  :dogrun:

One of your finest?

http://youtu.be/Dbj3F5PIpmw

I am talking to some wumman called Lauren Calamari  eeek:

Is she paying you 6 pound........... rubschin:

Well, I got it!   lol:   ;)

Oh you mean the sick squid joke .... yeah we all got it but frankly we are  trying to encourage him to invest in new material .... he cannot go on with his pirated copy of the Bob Monkhouse Joke Annual 1964
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14932 on: December 02, 2011, 03:31:49 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14933 on: December 02, 2011, 03:34:09 PM »
Sorry apc but if your friends don't tell you nobody will.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14934 on: December 02, 2011, 05:44:45 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 02, 2011, 03:34:09 PM
Sorry apc but if your friends don't tell you nobody will.  whistle:

Friends you say?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14935 on: December 02, 2011, 05:50:47 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2011, 05:44:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 02, 2011, 03:34:09 PM
Sorry apc but if your friends don't tell you nobody will.  whistle:

Friends you say?  rubschin:


You have a point DS ..... p'raps we are just the voices in his head.  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14936 on: December 02, 2011, 07:11:35 PM »
Honey !'m home.  Honestly, who works over on a Friday.  Tut!  I ask you!

   ...... but. .... but......   I'm having a long weekend so don't go back till Wednesday.  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14937 on: December 03, 2011, 07:15:48 AM »
Since stupid o'clock (about 05.30) I have been stuffing fvcking "Merry Christmas from The Church" leaflets into the magazine ready for delivery today. Only another 700 to go  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14938 on: December 03, 2011, 07:26:01 AM »
Sounds like a job for small boys surely ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14939 on: December 03, 2011, 07:26:58 AM »
They're cleaning the chimleys
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