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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14970 on: December 03, 2011, 04:40:53 PM »
I have just spilled a load of salt over the cooker and kitchen floor  evil:    Making soup  ::)

So much for austerity measures; I heard earlier that Oxford Street had to be shut because of overcrowding  noooo:

Have you chucked it over your left shoulder with your right hand...?  scared2:

It ?!  eeek:   How does half a kilo sound?   evil:

You'll get bad luck or summat if you don't....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14971 on: December 03, 2011, 04:41:32 PM »
I have just spilled a load of salt over the cooker and kitchen floor  evil:    Making soup  ::)

So much for austerity measures; I heard earlier that Oxford Street had to be shut because of overcrowding  noooo:

You are making soup........ cloud9:....what type.....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14972 on: December 03, 2011, 04:43:29 PM »

Have you chucked it over your left shoulder with your right hand...?  scared2:

It ?!  eeek:   How does half a kilo sound?   evil:
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You'll get bad luck or summat if you don't....  noooo:
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Ok, yes, I have now ... the kitchen floor is still very... er... crunchy  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14973 on: December 03, 2011, 05:21:24 PM »

Have you chucked it over your left shoulder with your right hand...?  scared2:

It ?!  eeek:   How does half a kilo sound?   evil:

You'll get bad luck or summat if you don't....  noooo:

Ok, yes, I have now ... the kitchen floor is still very... er... crunchy  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14974 on: December 03, 2011, 05:31:13 PM »
Nick has his weekly lunch with the lads, I have my weekly earworm of the theme tune from "Last of the Summer Wine" 

Der der der, deeer deeer der der....  Banghead

 evil:  Well the garden bit hasn't worked out as yet, there is still time though.

We went to a local table top sale, to my surprise there were no table tops to be had but did come home with some rather wonderful crap bargains. Mr C purchased a hurricane lamp, for those strange 'going out at night in a hurricane' moments.  I was very sensible and bought a rather nice Denby  jug for £5.00 I am now going to have a look and see what it would fetch on Ebay.

Oh and thanks to Nick I am listening to a John Martyn CD. cloud9:

Oh and I am just about to send an email to a very dear friend of mine
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Are you still writing it, nothing's come through yet  rubschin:

Nothing here either....  sad24:

My printer ran out of paper.  cloud9:

Had to go to Newbury and get some more, the town is full of pikeys.  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14975 on: December 03, 2011, 05:34:16 PM »

Had to go to Newbury and get some more, the town is full of pikeys.  surrender:

All doing their Christmas Shoplifting no doubt   whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14976 on: December 03, 2011, 05:54:39 PM »

Had to go to Newbury and get some more, the town is full of pikeys.  surrender:

All doing their Christmas Shoplifting no doubt   whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14977 on: December 03, 2011, 05:55:33 PM »
That would have been the Tipsy clan  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14978 on: December 03, 2011, 07:16:04 PM »
I have just spilled a load of salt over the cooker and kitchen floor  evil:    Making soup  ::)

So much for austerity measures; I heard earlier that Oxford Street had to be shut because of overcrowding  noooo:


 happy100 happy100 happy100 I have done much the same with icing sugar, cornflour and meal worms during this week.  Not sure about salt soup though. Reminds me of an ISIHAC clip which I might have to go and search for.

I may be gone a while meanwhile I leave you with this....ISIHAC - Uxbridge English Dictionary - Episode 4
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14979 on: December 03, 2011, 09:56:52 PM »

Have you chucked it over your left shoulder with your right hand...?  scared2:

It ?!  eeek:   How does half a kilo sound?   evil:

You'll get bad luck or summat if you don't....  noooo:

Ok, yes, I have now ... the kitchen floor is still very... er... crunchy  noooo:

 point:

Bet it's easier to clean up than paint though.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14980 on: December 03, 2011, 11:00:16 PM »
On a different subject....................Meeting Baldy for a drink later ..... eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14981 on: December 04, 2011, 07:14:34 AM »
On a different subject....................Meeting Baldy for a drink later ..... eeek:
Taxi!


You picking us up ........... cloud9:

happy001

No.  ::)


Interesting night .......... eeek:..........Baldy has a mate   that makes Nick Griffen look VERY left wing....and he works in Iraq... eeek: eeek:

Oh gawd...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14982 on: December 04, 2011, 10:10:49 AM »
Leaving Newbury shortly and heading back  to Werstshire to meet the boys and the eldest's gf for Sunday lunch at a pub.....  hope there willl be room after that breakfast.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14983 on: December 04, 2011, 10:35:47 AM »
Doing Christmassy stuff.  Got to get one package to the USA and one to Scotland by the 19th .
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