The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Kensington - VIctoria - Bromley - Covent Garden - Nottingham

Mornington Crescent! 

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Expensive coffee. Posh hotel. VIctoria.

[tel]

I appear to have arrived in a nut house!

[Nick]

But you are here every day

[Nick]

An enormously fat wumman has just tripped over the "Caution: Wet Floor" sign next to me 

[Barman]

An enormously fat wumman has just tripped over the "Caution: Wet Floor" sign next to me 

You spilt your expensive coffee...? 

[Nick]

Oh no, fortunately she smashed her head into the opposite wall 

[Barman]

Oh no, fortunately she smashed her head into the opposite wall 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I appear to have arrived in a nut house!

Brazil or walnut?

I have just eaten brunch, cooked by Mr C , oyster mushrooms black pudding, properly poached eggs and home made, toasted bread. I may nod offffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

Whilst eating the above feast I have been watching the rain being blown along the valley in swathes, if you can have swathes of rain, if so, the swathes were and are at times almost horizontal.

[Barman]

I appear to have arrived in a nut house!

Brazil or walnut?

I have just eaten brunch, cooked by Mr C , oyster mushrooms black pudding, properly poached eggs and home made, toasted bread. I may nod offffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

Whilst eating the above feast I have been watching the rain being blown along the valley in swathes, if you can have swathes of rain, if so, the swathes were and are at times almost horizontal.

Horizontal swathes here too! 

[GROWLER]

Oh no, fortunately she smashed her head into the opposite wall 

Yea, fuckin' hilarious that,    and I bet she's in bulk about it too ey?

[Barman]

Oh no, fortunately she smashed her head into the opposite wall 

Yea, fuckin' hilarious that,    and I bet she's in bulk about it too ey?

She prolly thought it was a better option than conversing with Nick.... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Tonight is the night that I am going to be hypnotised and filmed whilst being regressed. I fear for my sanity. just in case you don't see me again farewell dear friends and fellow drinkers and slurpers it has been lovely knowing you.

[apc2010]

Tonight is the night that I am going to be hypnotised and filmed whilst being regressed. I fear for my sanity. just in case you don't see me again farewell dear friends and fellow drinkers and slurpers it has been lovely knowing you.