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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15135 on: December 08, 2011, 04:25:48 PM »
I hope you return as MissC and not Cleopatra!   eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15136 on: December 08, 2011, 04:26:06 PM »
Ta-Ra Chuck!  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15137 on: December 08, 2011, 04:26:45 PM »
Tonight is the night that I am going to be hypnotised and filmed whilst being regressed. eeek: I fear for my sanity. just in case you don't see me again farewell dear friends and fellow drinkers and slurpers it has been lovely knowing you. sad24:

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The words "What the fuck for???" spring to mind....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15138 on: December 08, 2011, 04:30:05 PM »
Oh no, fortunately she smashed her head into the opposite wall  :thumbsup:

Yea, fuckin' hilarious that,  ::)  and I bet she's in bulk about it too ey? whistle:

She prolly thought it was a better option than conversing with Nick....  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15140 on: December 08, 2011, 06:29:32 PM »
Oh Darwin, you of all people. noooo: sad24:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15141 on: December 08, 2011, 08:29:05 PM »
We are returned, renewed and refreshed....We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old." eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15142 on: December 08, 2011, 08:30:57 PM »
We are returned, renewed and refreshed....We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old." eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15143 on: December 08, 2011, 08:32:26 PM »
We are returned, renewed and refreshed....We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old." eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15144 on: December 08, 2011, 08:33:57 PM »
I don't know which is worse, Snoopy looking like that bird strapped to the pole, or Miss C looking like Churchill  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15145 on: December 08, 2011, 09:03:16 PM »
Fooking trains  cussing: cussing: cussing: WHat dfoes "catastrophic signal failure" mean anyhoo?

ANd the Firt classis full of grockles  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15146 on: December 08, 2011, 09:12:32 PM »
Fooking trains  cussing: cussing: cussing: WHat dfoes "catastrophic signal failure" mean anyhoo?

ANd the Firt classis full of grockles  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Can any of them type?  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15147 on: December 08, 2011, 09:13:51 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15148 on: December 08, 2011, 09:14:38 PM »
Fooking trains  cussing: cussing: cussing: WHat dfoes "catastrophic signal failure" mean anyhoo?

ANd the Firt classis full of grockles  cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15149 on: December 08, 2011, 09:16:19 PM »
I have been out for the Christmas do like  redface:
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