The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

I have been out for the Christmas do like 

What did you have to eat..........

[Nick]

I don't recall 

[Nick]

Home at last 

ANd it is fooking freezing 

[GROWLER]

Home at last 

ANd it is fooking freezing 

Bloody wimp.
Should 'ave been up 'me 'ill with me this avvy.

[apc2010]

Home at last 

ANd it is fooking freezing 

should have set the timer .......in advance.......

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Someone sneaked the heating on here last night.
I went bloody bonkers 'cus it really isn't that cold tbh.

[apc2010]

Someone sneaked the heating on here last night.
I went bloody bonkers 'cus it really isn't that cold tbh.

Without being smug...... ..........windows all open here ....

[Nick]

Trying to get rid of the stench of garlic?

[apc2010]

Trying to get rid of the stench of garlic?

No just cooked a burger .........

[Miss Demeanour]

The Brat has an exam today ..French verbal. She has been up since 5. 

I was trying to help her yesterday by singing Lady Marmalade. She had a complete hissy fit and shouted that I didn't even know what I was singing .. I was disgusting etc 

So to appease her did a bit of Voulez vous ..Abba. Again she was really not impressed in fact complete sense of humour failure 

[Just One More]

Go to youtube and play some "Couer De Pirate" for her. I've been playing her CD again and again of late. Voice of an angel  (shame about all the tramp stamps though)

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

The Brat has an exam today ..French verbal. She has been up since 5. 

I was trying to help her yesterday by singing Lady Marmalade. She had a complete hissy fit and shouted that I didn't even know what I was singing .. I was disgusting etc 

So to appease her did a bit of Voulez vous ..Abba. Again she was really not impressed in fact complete sense of humour failure 

Most excellent these youngsters need all the help thay can get at what is a difficult time for her.  I hope that you uttered  What moi? a few times.

This morning I will mainly be accompanying Mr C to a car par where we abandonded the car last night after he grounded it on a traffic island.

He is being hypnotised next week he may come back as Claire Descollas, I assume that she is now dead.

[Nick]

The Brat doesn't realise that Miss D can get her tongue round most things.

[Barman]

And the thread free-falls like a lift with a broken cable....