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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15345 on: December 15, 2011, 11:26:37 AM »
Heading for NOttingham and a showdown with the Rastafarian dry cleaners evil:

Ooh, fancy a pint in the Cart and Horses at lunch-time. ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15346 on: December 15, 2011, 12:14:00 PM »
Trying to make some work arrangements but half the people I need to contact are out of the office at Christmas parties    Shrugs:

Think I might pack up and go down the gym instead   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15347 on: December 15, 2011, 02:33:04 PM »
Heading for NOttingham and a showdown with the Rastafarian dry cleaners evil:

Ooh, fancy a pint in the Cart and Horses at lunch-time. ;)

Too late now cussing:  But back there next week  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15348 on: December 15, 2011, 08:15:32 PM »
Finished work half an hour ago, back in 0145hr's  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15349 on: December 15, 2011, 08:17:11 PM »
Finished work half an hour ago, back in 0145hr's  surrender:

How is the snow...?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15350 on: December 15, 2011, 08:33:02 PM »
Expected in the early hours for up to five hours, 1 - 3cm, 5cm locally on higher ground. If it's anything like the 1987 magnitude winds they were forecasting yesterday, they'll be bugger all. Those winds are now forecasted as being 15 - 25mph, with gusts of up to 35mph. A sparrow's fart is stronger
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15351 on: December 16, 2011, 07:53:45 AM »
Expected in the early hours for up to five hours, 1 - 3cm, 5cm locally on higher ground. If it's anything like the 1987 magnitude winds they were forecasting yesterday, they'll be bugger all. Those winds are now forecasted as being 15 - 25mph, with gusts of up to 35mph. A sparrow's fart is stronger

Mine certainly are...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15352 on: December 16, 2011, 06:57:18 PM »
The Brat has broken up from school today. She has just been telling me about her utter shame and humiliation  eeek:

She was giving it much drama ...in a joking way  ::)

Apparently her science teacher ( who looks like he is just out of nappies but hubba hubba  eyes: ) gave her a Christmas present in front of her whole class today  ::)

He's wrapped it up and printed a little message on it to wish a Happy Christmas ( no names on it so it is not specific) .

She says she feels paedophilised  ::) ::) ::)

I dared venture it was a small token as she was top of the class this term and was recognition of this  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15353 on: December 16, 2011, 06:58:57 PM »
Maybe you should give him a seeing to  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15354 on: December 16, 2011, 07:03:07 PM »
Feels like a Kit Kat ...my kind of reward  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15356 on: December 16, 2011, 07:05:09 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15357 on: December 17, 2011, 06:17:37 AM »
Off to Ascot today to watch the gee gee's galloping round a track, oh and to drink the bubbly stuff  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15358 on: December 17, 2011, 06:56:39 AM »
Who with?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15359 on: December 17, 2011, 06:58:21 AM »
John McCririck... what more could a woman want
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