The Brat has just been telling me that Father Christmas is dressed in red because of the long standing association with Coco Cola.
When I picked myself off rhe floor from laughing so much she shook her head at me and told me I know nuffink
I hate to tell you but the Brat is just about right.
Santa ~ as a jolly, white bearded, fat man dressed in red with black boots and belt and white fur trim was indeed the invention of Coca Cola advertisers in the 1930s.
You'd best do some grovelling to the child.