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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15555 on: December 20, 2011, 09:04:39 PM »
Well if you didn't hog the duvet she wouldn't have to  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15556 on: December 20, 2011, 09:16:03 PM »
Also today, a plane with Russian writing came in. I remembered the registration "VP-BIU" as in my head it said "Virtual Pub - Barman Is Useless".

Lo and behold it wasn't long before there were fire engines surrounding it, following a fuel leak...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15557 on: December 20, 2011, 09:49:27 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 20, 2011, 06:31:12 PM
I'm on stand 554 at Gatwick. Hitherto "hallowed" British Airways turf. I may mark the territory, like...

Sooo have you pissed in the corners yet?


Following on from last night I might be taking JOM to bed if he is willing, no fuel leak here. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15558 on: December 20, 2011, 09:54:16 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 20, 2011, 09:49:27 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 20, 2011, 06:31:12 PM
I'm on stand 554 at Gatwick. Hitherto "hallowed" British Airways turf. I may mark the territory, like...

Sooo have you pissed in the corners yet?


Following on from last night I might be taking JOM to bed if he is willing, no fuel leak here. angel1
yet. . .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15559 on: December 20, 2011, 09:55:47 PM »
Nick, can I borrow your cream  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15560 on: December 21, 2011, 06:38:51 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 20, 2011, 09:16:03 PM
Also today, a plane with Russian writing came in. I remembered the registration "VP-BIU" as in my head it said "Virtual Pub - Barman Is Useless".

Lo and behold it wasn't long before there were fire engines surrounding it, following a fuel leak...

 ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15561 on: December 21, 2011, 07:58:44 AM »
Mr Car? Meet Mr Clutch.
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15562 on: December 21, 2011, 09:24:53 AM »
More eggs?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15563 on: December 21, 2011, 02:03:15 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15564 on: December 21, 2011, 03:01:47 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15565 on: December 21, 2011, 03:11:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 21, 2011, 03:01:47 PM
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How much to have it done properly when this one falls out next week...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15566 on: December 21, 2011, 04:14:44 PM »
2 year guarantee from Mr Clutch  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15567 on: December 21, 2011, 04:19:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 21, 2011, 04:14:44 PM
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Did you read the small print..?

* Excludes parts, labour and recovery vehicle...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15568 on: December 21, 2011, 05:11:52 PM »
Off to cinema tonight.....if it's too cosy I may fall asleep  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15569 on: December 21, 2011, 05:14:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on December 21, 2011, 05:11:52 PM
Off to cinema tonight.....if it's too boozy I may pass out  redface:
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