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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15690 on: December 24, 2011, 08:53:46 AM »
Big Sis has got me and the Aussie to do some DIY  scared2:

BiL can't do it as he is currently on crutches having fallen over the new kitten on the stairs  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15691 on: December 24, 2011, 09:07:52 AM »
Oh good grief there will be tears before bed time possible even horspickle. noooo:

As the rain has stopped the christmas tree dead twigs can finally be dragged in and shoved in the corner. Fun times to be had.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15692 on: December 24, 2011, 09:09:04 AM »
The trip to A&E coincided with my arrival  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15693 on: December 24, 2011, 09:10:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 24, 2011, 09:09:04 AM
The trip to A&E coincided with my arrival  rubschin:

What will your trip coincide with I wonder...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15694 on: December 24, 2011, 09:14:27 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on December 24, 2011, 08:49:40 AM
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Never go drinking with a psychiatrist  noooo:

Phished  redface:

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SHE was sitting on the soft leather couch next to me  ;)

Was she taking things dow......................Tipsy, pass the tissues  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15695 on: December 24, 2011, 02:02:29 PM »
Something the nice RAC man told me yesterday evening...  They do a phone check in to the HQ periodically to see what's up and where they may have to go next. People have been phoning in for help as you'd expect, but get this one:

RAC: Can I help you? What's the problem with your vehicle?
Bloke: I need petrol.
RAC: You've run out of petrol?
Bloke: No, but I need to fill the car up.
RAC: Well, can't you go to the filling station?
Bloke: I've been but there's a queue...
RAC: For petrol?
Bloke: Yes.
RAC: I'm sorry Sir, but what do you want us to do?
Bloke: Can you bring me some petrol?
RAC: Have you run out?
Bloke: No, but I need to buy some more.
RAC:  eeek:  You want us to bring you petrol?  eeek:
Bloke:  Yes, can you do that?
RAC:  eeek:  Er, No.

 Shrugs:  Unbelievable  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15696 on: December 24, 2011, 02:19:55 PM »
Prolly the same type of person that makes FOI requests
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15697 on: December 24, 2011, 02:26:31 PM »
I saw that the other day and laughed my socks off.

We have a particularly difficult 'customer' ...anyways he put in an FOI request last week to get 'all' of his stuff and more......charges to compile all this and print it off for him so far come to just over £500 - I did say he was a prolific complainer didn't I.

Needless to say he had to be informed this would be how much it was costing at the moment unless he wanted to define his request more precisely . He went ballistic.

He has now made a formal complaint against the service  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15698 on: December 24, 2011, 02:30:26 PM »
We had one cos some prick wanted to know how many chevrons (keep two chevrons apart) we had on the network nationally  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15699 on: December 24, 2011, 02:38:22 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 24, 2011, 02:30:26 PM
We had one cos some prick wanted to know how many chevrons (keep two chevrons apart) we had on the network nationally  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead

How many are there...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15700 on: December 24, 2011, 03:06:35 PM »
We hydroblasted all ours off, it was the cheaper and easier option  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15701 on: December 24, 2011, 06:27:52 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 24, 2011, 03:06:35 PM
We hydroblasted all ours off, it was the cheaper and easier option  :thumbsup:

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Would you like to see all  the Cypriot ones...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15702 on: December 24, 2011, 06:37:41 PM »
Only if they are better than our Diagram 1064 ones. You have to admit, as chevrons go, that takes some beating  ;)


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15703 on: December 24, 2011, 06:59:41 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 24, 2011, 06:37:41 PM
Only if they are better than our Diagram 1064 ones. You have to admit, as chevrons go, that takes some beating  ;)



Ours are so tiny I can't even find them on Google Earth...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15704 on: December 24, 2011, 06:59:54 PM »
Pub afternoon..... all wood smoke and folk music.   Am phished.... 3 pints... yes pints HPA.  Delicious.  cloud9:
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