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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15735 on: December 26, 2011, 03:28:46 PM »
It takes a special skill ;-)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15736 on: December 26, 2011, 05:26:54 PM »
Took the dog out again for a couple of hours up the woods. Got back to the ex'wifes at last light...Place was heaving with her family, sisters, kids, grandkids, squealing grandkids, teenagers etc...the dog went upstairs out of the way...she was a bit muddy to say the least so I chortled when she jumped on the nice clean white duvet cover.

Came back downstairs and the kids were still squealing with the promise of more nephews and nieces over at any minute...I escaped and evacuated quietly out the back door and came home...I wonder if they've missed me yet...only the dog will I suspect...

Just cracked open a bottle of red and will have left over curry from xmas eve for dinner... cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15737 on: December 26, 2011, 05:38:09 PM »
Their cunning plan worked then, safety in numbers and all that point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15738 on: December 26, 2011, 06:19:18 PM »
Took the dog out again for a couple of hours up the woods. Got back to the ex'wifes at last light...Place was heaving with her family, sisters, kids, grandkids, squealing grandkids, teenagers etc...the dog went upstairs out of the way...she was a bit muddy to say the least so I chortled when she jumped on the nice clean white duvet cover.

Came back downstairs and the kids were still squealing with the promise of more nephews and nieces over at any minute...I escaped and evacuated quietly out the back door and came home...I wonder if they've missed me yet...only the dog will I suspect...

Just cracked open a bottle of red and will have left over curry from xmas eve for dinner... cloud9:

You had a shit out of the back door?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15739 on: December 26, 2011, 06:20:06 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15740 on: December 26, 2011, 06:26:06 PM »
Took the dog out again for a couple of hours up the woods. Got back to the ex'wifes at last light...Place was heaving with her family, sisters, kids, grandkids, squealing grandkids, teenagers etc...the dog went upstairs out of the way...she was a bit muddy to say the least so I chortled when she jumped on the nice clean white duvet cover.

Came back downstairs and the kids were still squealing with the promise of more nephews and nieces over at any minute...I escaped and evacuated quietly out the back door and came home...I wonder if they've missed me yet...only the dog will I suspect...

Just cracked open a bottle of red and will have left over curry from xmas eve for dinner... cloud9:

You had a shit out of the back door?  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15741 on: December 26, 2011, 06:30:00 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15742 on: December 26, 2011, 08:04:28 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15743 on: December 27, 2011, 01:12:04 PM »
I am going to download this and chuckle and when I have finished listening to that I shall download another one.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15744 on: December 27, 2011, 01:57:00 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15745 on: December 27, 2011, 02:45:49 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15746 on: December 27, 2011, 02:47:00 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15747 on: December 27, 2011, 03:59:00 PM »
Bah! I knew that!  Banghead

I've been helping the hysterical kitchen staff...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15748 on: December 27, 2011, 04:12:08 PM »
Are they comedy kitchen staff them, supplied by apc like?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15749 on: December 27, 2011, 04:12:43 PM »
Are they comedy kitchen staff them, supplied by apc like?

No.... LL...  ::)
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