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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15765 on: December 28, 2011, 08:44:34 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15766 on: December 28, 2011, 09:48:21 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on December 28, 2011, 07:03:57 AM
I am in that befuddled state of not knowing the date or even what day of the week it is

I've been like that since, errrm...  for ages.  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15767 on: December 28, 2011, 02:42:49 PM »
ANd now I seem to be in Nottingham  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15768 on: December 28, 2011, 02:44:16 PM »
 rubschin: Not sure if that is nice for Nottingham or nice for you but anyway ..... welcome home.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15769 on: December 28, 2011, 02:44:54 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15770 on: December 28, 2011, 02:56:13 PM »
Right then, you have been back for 10 minutes, was it a burglary, burst pipe, central heating explosion, gas/electric/phone cut off, or squatters?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15771 on: December 28, 2011, 02:57:33 PM »
Nope, everyfink is just as I left it  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15772 on: December 28, 2011, 03:10:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 28, 2011, 02:57:33 PM
Nope, everyfink is just as I left it  redface:

With a burglary, burst pipe, central heating explosion, gas/electric/phone cut off and squatters?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15773 on: December 28, 2011, 03:32:22 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 28, 2011, 03:10:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 28, 2011, 02:57:33 PM
Nope, everyfink is just as I left it  redface:

With a burglary, burst pipe, central heating explosion, gas/electric/phone cut off and squatters?  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

And the decomposing body of the svelte redhead....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15774 on: December 28, 2011, 03:49:10 PM »
Horsepickle have now cancelled my operation due tomorrow because the cold/koff means they cannot give me aesthetic.
New date is the 20th January.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15775 on: December 28, 2011, 03:52:30 PM »
Well you aren't very aesthetic  point:

That's my burfday  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15776 on: December 28, 2011, 03:54:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 28, 2011, 03:52:30 PM
Well you aren't very aesthetic  point:

That's my burfday  cloud9:

I know that's your burfday and I can hardly see the screen let alone choose the right spell check options.

I'm now going back to *KOFF* bed.  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15777 on: December 28, 2011, 04:00:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 28, 2011, 03:54:06 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 28, 2011, 03:52:30 PM
Well you aren't very aesthetic  point:

That's my burfday  cloud9:

I know that's your burfday and I can hardly see the screen let alone choose the right spell check options.

I'm now going back to *KOFF* bed.  sad24:

Night, night Snoops... happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15778 on: December 28, 2011, 04:02:48 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 28, 2011, 03:49:10 PM
Horsepickle have now cancelled my operation due tomorrow because the cold/koff means they cannot give me aesthetic.
New date is the 20th January.

Oh Snoops... happy100  come and curl up by the fire.

I now know what Nick is having for his burfday.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15779 on: December 28, 2011, 04:03:15 PM »
He needs someone to rub his chest like. Or a Carol Vorderman flavoured mandle  rubschin:
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