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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15780 on: December 28, 2011, 04:20:20 PM »
Carol  :sex023:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15781 on: December 28, 2011, 04:21:49 PM »
COuld she beat Nigella at mud wrestling, I wonder?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15782 on: December 28, 2011, 04:34:43 PM »
Nigella has the weight advantage  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15783 on: December 28, 2011, 04:35:55 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15784 on: December 28, 2011, 05:18:10 PM »
Carol & Nigella.... Drool:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15785 on: December 28, 2011, 05:27:06 PM »
Mariella Frostrup could referree. Need any Kleenex?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15786 on: December 28, 2011, 05:41:00 PM »
When you lot have put your willies and tongues away can any of you tell me what those elastic things with a hook at one end and a loop on the other end are called?  Please pretty please....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15787 on: December 28, 2011, 05:42:23 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15788 on: December 29, 2011, 12:16:40 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 28, 2011, 05:41:00 PM
When you lot have put your willies and tongues away can any of you tell me what those elastic things with a hook at one end and a loop on the other end are called?  Please pretty please....



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15789 on: December 29, 2011, 05:48:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 28, 2011, 05:41:00 PM
When you lot have put your willies and tongues away can any of you tell me what those elastic things with a hook at one end and a loop on the other end are called?  Please pretty please....

You mean Bungee Straps?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15790 on: December 29, 2011, 06:20:49 AM »
Thank you Snoops I am off to Ebay. ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15791 on: December 29, 2011, 08:13:44 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 29, 2011, 05:48:11 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 28, 2011, 05:41:00 PM
When you lot have put your willies and tongues away can any of you tell me what those elastic things with a hook at one end and a loop on the other end are called?  Please pretty please....

You mean Bungee Straps?



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15792 on: December 29, 2011, 09:44:17 AM »
I need sleep however work will not permit  sad24:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15793 on: December 29, 2011, 09:48:22 AM »
I am still in bed. I will have a little kip for you, like  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15794 on: December 29, 2011, 10:07:33 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 28, 2011, 03:49:10 PM
Horsepickle have now cancelled my operation due tomorrow because the cold/koff means they cannot give me aesthetic.
New date is the 20th January.

Thats a bugger.  happy100

Still, probably for the best, don't want you giving the surgeon a cold.  noooo:
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