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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15855 on: December 31, 2011, 03:29:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 31, 2011, 03:13:42 PM
Oh yes we do!

Seriously you do not ...........then you cannot be a witness........ censored:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15856 on: December 31, 2011, 03:30:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15857 on: December 31, 2011, 03:32:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 31, 2011, 02:11:43 PM
I have just discovered this little gem  cloud9:

http://home.btconnect.com/BromleyHouseLib/bh-aboutus.html

I have joined  cloud9:

When you say joined....

Prospective members will be required to attend a prospective members' event. These are generally held once a month. The librarian will give a talk about the library followed by a tour of the building and membership forms are given out at the end of your visit. Two referees are required and we will ask for one form of identification on your first visit.

I noticed this.  One referee maybe but two you're 'avin a larff aren't you? noooo:

However should you be successful we may have to come for a visit it looks fab.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15858 on: December 31, 2011, 03:34:38 PM »
I bye passed that as a former COmmittee Member of the London LIbrary  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15859 on: December 31, 2011, 03:39:52 PM »
Most excellent. So we can visit then.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15860 on: December 31, 2011, 03:41:52 PM »
AS long as you behave
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15861 on: December 31, 2011, 03:57:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 31, 2011, 03:34:38 PM
I bye passed that as a former COmmittee Member of the London LIbrary  whistle:
 

'Former' as in de-frocked I presume.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15862 on: December 31, 2011, 04:00:37 PM »
I served my three year term without incident (except for that embarrassing incident with the Queen Mother redface:)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15863 on: December 31, 2011, 05:31:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 31, 2011, 04:00:37 PM
I served my three year term without incident (except for that embarrassing incident with the Queen Mother redface:)

Bypassed some protocol or other?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15864 on: December 31, 2011, 05:33:04 PM »
I said something complimentary to her about her hat. Apparently this is "not done"  Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15865 on: December 31, 2011, 05:43:22 PM »
Wore the fox hat?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15866 on: December 31, 2011, 06:24:02 PM »
The svelte redhead has just invited me round for New Year drinks later  :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15867 on: December 31, 2011, 06:38:19 PM »
She'll probably have a friend lined up for you    whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15868 on: December 31, 2011, 06:40:45 PM »
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I must not ogle her legs
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15869 on: December 31, 2011, 07:27:30 PM »
The |Boy has just called to wish me a happy new year  cloud9: sad24:

Mind you, Mrs Nick called earlier and sort of sniffled down the phone noooo:
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