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[Pastis]

I've been sent an email invite to one of the trade shows I usually visit - nothing new there, only this time they've organised a little competition 

The prize?   A £250 Virgin Experience     

I nominate Virgin Experience for Oxymoron of the month 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

I've been sent an email invite to one of the trade shows I usually visit - nothing new there, only this time they've organised a little competition 

The prize?   A £250 Virgin Experience     

I nominate Virgin Experience for Oxymoron of the month 

Take a rucksack and get the full 76 Virgin Experience.

[apc2010]

I've been sent an email invite to one of the trade shows I usually visit - nothing new there, only this time they've organised a little competition 

The prize?   A £250 Virgin Experience     

I nominate Virgin Experience for Oxymoron of the month 

Take a rucksack and get the full 76 Virgin Experience.

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

About to think about going to work, last night wasn't one of my alcololly free days. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

De bugging (the creepy crawler type not the MI6 type) and un-mildewing it. There will be much borax and bicarbonate of soda flying around.

[Just One More]

De bugging (the creepy crawler type not the MI6 type) and un-mildewing it. There will be much borax and bicarbonate of soda flying around.

Just so I can wipe some images from my mind, what exactly is "it"    Whatever it is, you should use or check it more often 

[Darwins Selection]

De bugging (the creepy crawler type not the MI6 type) and un-mildewing it. There will be much borax and bicarbonate of soda flying around.

Just so I can wipe some images from my mind, what exactly is "it"    Whatever it is, you should use or check it more often 

^^^^^^
Two minds soiled by a single thought. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

De bugging (the creepy crawler type not the MI6 type) and un-mildewing it. There will be much borax and bicarbonate of soda flying around.

Just so I can wipe some images from my mind, what exactly is "it"    Whatever it is, you should use or check it more often 

Ahh you see my memory is going ....'It' is a greenhouse.  I do hope that this helps to clear your minds.

[Darwins Selection]

De bugging (the creepy crawler type not the MI6 type) and un-mildewing it. There will be much borax and bicarbonate of soda flying around.

Just so I can wipe some images from my mind, what exactly is "it"    Whatever it is, you should use or check it more often 

Ahh you see my memory is going ....'It' is a greenhouse.  I do hope that this helps to clear your minds.

Remember not to throw stones.

[Nick]

sOME BASTARD HAS JUST SENT ME A 300 PAGE REPORT! "wE WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS BY 5.00!" 

[Barman]

sOME BASTARD HAS JUST SENT ME A 300 PAGE REPORT! "wE WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS BY 5.00!" 

TL:DR 

[Just One More]

sOME BASTARD HAS JUST SENT ME A 300 PAGE REPORT! "wE WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS BY 5.00!" 

Is it about the incorrect use of the Caps Lock key 

[Nick]

I HAVE  CUCUMBER AND SOME VASELINE HERE. I CAN POP ROUND AND MAKE YOU ACQUAINTED IF YOU SO WISH 

[Darwins Selection]

I HAVE  CUCUMBER AND SOME VASELINE HERE. I CAN POP ROUND AND MAKE YOU ACQUAINTED IF YOU SO WISH 

Put him on the straight and marrow like?