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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16035 on: January 12, 2012, 06:37:27 AM »
 lol: lol:  I did remember not throw stones. angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16036 on: January 12, 2012, 07:23:15 AM »
Good move ~ paper beats stone.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16037 on: January 12, 2012, 08:16:33 AM »
Going to an auction with Miss T........... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16038 on: January 12, 2012, 09:04:39 AM »
Going to an auction with Miss T........... noooo:

Have you placed a reserve price on her?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16039 on: January 12, 2012, 10:09:04 AM »
Good move ~ paper beats stone.

 ;D  In amongst doing the paperwork I will be contacting some New Zealand news papers regarding a xenophobic diatribe on radio Sheffield yesterday.  This is not a station I listen to very much because on the whole it is shite but needed the local traffic reports as I had an early horsepickle appointment. eveilgrin: Sinister:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16040 on: January 12, 2012, 01:09:32 PM »
Going to an auction with Miss T........... noooo:

Have you placed a reserve price on her?

If it is an antiques auction, watch out for people turning her over looking for cracks in the bottom.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16041 on: January 12, 2012, 01:11:49 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16042 on: January 13, 2012, 08:56:30 AM »
Is it a full moon ?

Gawd knows what is going on at the moment but everyone around me seems to be p1ssed off , upset, fed up , emotionally fragile or aggressive.

Hadn't even sat down at work for 5 minutes this morning before one of the  fella's comes along and asks if he can have a word' .

"I feel I have to apologise as I was out of order in the office yesterday .........happened and I got angry and shouted ...........at ......and believe he might make a formal complaint

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16043 on: January 13, 2012, 09:12:32 AM »
Nothing worse than being fargile...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16044 on: January 13, 2012, 09:20:25 AM »
Is it a full moon ?

Gawd knows what is going on at the moment but everyone around me seems to be p1ssed off , upset, fed up , emotionally fargile or aggressive.

Hadn't even sat down at work for 5 minutes this morning before one of the  fella's comes along and asks if he can have a word' .

"I feel I have to apologise as I was out of order in the office yesterday .........happened and I got angry and shouted ...........at ......and believe he might make a formal complaint

Welcome to the day  Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16045 on: January 13, 2012, 09:24:12 AM »
Nothing worse than being fargile...

And I thought you weren't one of the picky punctuation ( and grammar and spelling)  people  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16046 on: January 13, 2012, 09:35:09 AM »
Nothing worse than being fargile...

And I thought you weren't one of the picky punctuation ( and grammar and spelling)  people  noooo:

Of course he is picky ~ he went to a Grandma school.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16047 on: January 13, 2012, 09:43:51 AM »
Hence the penchant for short trousers  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16048 on: January 13, 2012, 09:58:04 AM »
Nothing worse than being fargile...

Fargility can be such a curse.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16049 on: January 13, 2012, 11:09:43 AM »
Lovely day, if a bit chilly. A tip run is in order!
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