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Offline Pastis

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16065 on: January 13, 2012, 04:33:03 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16066 on: January 13, 2012, 04:34:12 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16067 on: January 13, 2012, 04:43:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2012, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 13, 2012, 04:25:56 PM
Went to the doc.s Wednesday to get a repeat prescription ... "Can you come back on Friday? The doc. will have signed it by then."   ::)

Went to the doc.s today to pick up the repeat prescription ... "There you go. Thanks."   ::)

Went to the pharmacy today to pick up the stuff ... "We haven't got that in stock. Shall we order it?"   noooo:

Went to Tesco pharmacy today to pick up the stuff ... "Yes, we have that but ... your doctor hasn't signed page two!"   eeek:   Banghead   ::)

Went  back to the doc's today to get page two bleddy signed ... "Oh, sorry. I do remember signing the first one.  rubschin: "    Banghead   ::)

Will have to go to Tesco pharmacy again tomorrow to pick up the  *k[okjoca*!! prescription!  evil:   ::)


And breeeeeeeeeeathe  ....  ::)

Um... what has this got to do with chainsaws...? Shrugs:

*k[okjoca*!! is for cuts that take a long time to heal.

Do you know nothing?

Or perhaps you know it as 'shin oinkment'  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16068 on: January 13, 2012, 04:46:53 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16069 on: January 13, 2012, 06:15:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16070 on: January 13, 2012, 08:11:24 PM »
I appear to be drinking Young's. In the pub that is closing for a refurb soon. Or rather isn't closing soon.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16071 on: January 13, 2012, 08:33:49 PM »
In a bubbly bath with candles.  Off to pub in a bit.  Oxford way tomorrow looking for shops and food.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16072 on: January 13, 2012, 08:35:12 PM »
Are you all pink and a bit puckered?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16073 on: January 14, 2012, 07:16:49 AM »
As we are de cluttering we are off to an in-door car boot sale.  As a celebration we might imbibe a drink or two. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16074 on: January 14, 2012, 07:24:27 AM »
Remember to reverse in this time  :thumbsup:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16075 on: January 14, 2012, 08:05:10 AM »
Today I am mostly cutting logs like...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16076 on: January 14, 2012, 08:26:33 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2012, 08:05:10 AM
Today I am mostly cutting logs like...  noooo:

And then?

The logs will not be fit to put on a fire for at least a year ..... or is Tipsy giving you hints on how to make clothes pegs?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16077 on: January 14, 2012, 08:28:21 AM »
I am off for a long run  surrender:

Thought if I don't do it now I will never do it today  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16078 on: January 14, 2012, 08:29:25 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 14, 2012, 08:28:21 AM
I am off for a long run  surrender:

Thought if I don't do it now I will never do it today  noooo:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16079 on: January 14, 2012, 08:34:01 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 14, 2012, 08:26:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2012, 08:05:10 AM
Today I am mostly cutting logs like...  noooo:

And then?

The logs will not be fit to put on a fire for at least a year ..... or is Tipsy giving you hints on how to make clothes pegs?

My mate is taking them away tomorrer like... I changed our open fire to a gas fire if you remember!  :thumbsup:
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